Dumb Blonde Joke - Football

Post by **Bdw3** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:13 pm

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. they had great seats behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

h4w h4w h4w!

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:44 pm

theres no quarterback in football 0.o

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:52 pm

but seeing as were on the jokey subject of football

david beckham goes into a store where he spots a thermos. not knowing what it is or does he asks a member of staff for help

the staff replied "its thermos sir, it keeps cold things cold and hot things hot"

excited, david buys 1 of them straight away and takes it home to show victoria

also curious she asks "what is it"

david says "its a thermos, it helps keep hot things hot and cold things cold"

"oh" she replied, "so whatcha got in it now?"

"2 cups of coffee and a choc ice"

Post by **Bdw3** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:19 pm

heh- funneh :icon14:

losCHUNK wrote:theres no quarterback in football 0.o

Sorry, Talking about real football, the one derived from rugby, not soccer.

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Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:23 pm

then call it rugby 2

not football =P

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:24 pm

Post by **Bdw3** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:26 pm

losCHUNK wrote:then call it rugby 2

not football =P

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