If you could talk when You have just born.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:27 am

What would you say?
Mamy Let me go back in.

Post by **dzjepp** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:30 am

SO THIS IS WHAT PUSSY TASTES LIKE

Post by **blood.angel** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:31 am

DONT YOU SLAP ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:38 am

i taste crab paste :icon23:

Post by **Foo** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:39 am

What is this shit?

(that's what I'd say).

Post by **Dark Metal** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:41 am

PLEASE DON'T CUT ANYTHING OFF MY DICK

Post by **reefsurfer** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:54 am

pete wrote:What would you say?

"Nurse cut the umbilica cord, i got some games to play!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:17 am

reefsurfer wrote:
pete wrote:What would you say?
"Nurse cut the umbilica cord, i got some games to play!"

So that made you the one inventing wireless.
Thanks
Pete

Post by **jay1126** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:24 am

I will poop now and, get me a soda...... BITCH!!!

Post by **tnf** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:35 am

it smells like hot ass on a cold day in there.

Post by **mjrpes** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:56 am

NURSE, GIVE ME MY FUCKING CLOUDSONG!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:57 am

P'pa may I borrow your key?
Pete

Post by **CheapAlert** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:58 am

we're all gonna die

ironically, that was also my first spoken sentence

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:03 am

CheapAlert wrote:we're all gonna die

ironically, that was also my first spoken sentence

You were born after your age or what?
Pete

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:11 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwwwNNNNNNNNNN
I want my MTV
Pete

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:29 am

Hey! you...
stop slapping my but.
I want to tits now...
Pete

Post by **tnf** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:55 am

what was that long dark hard thing that kept jabbing me the last 9 months?

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:04 am

Shove me back in you asshole, I'm not ready yet!!!

Post by **blood.angel** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:06 am

I NEED HEROIN!

Post by **shiznit** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:06 am

Kracus: Fuck! This is the last time I get to touch pussy.

Post by **ScooterG** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:18 am

Where can I buy some shoes? I need shoes. Cute ones.

Post by **jay1126** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:04 am

ScooterG wrote:Where can I buy some shoes? I need shoes. Cute ones.

...and socks, you'll need some socks too.

:icon25:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:58 am

ScooterG wrote:Where can I buy some shoes? I need shoes. Cute ones.

Girl
you just proved you're one
Pete

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:05 am

What's that smell?
Hey! you...
Don't you hold me like that.
Wait t'ill I get older and I'll spank you like you never known.
Pete

Post by **axbaby** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:12 am

last pussy i'll see for 34 years