A funny thing happened at work recently...

[Mat Linnett]

So recently our boss goes into partnership with a porn studio to set up a "legitimate" film / TV studio.
The porn studio is very successful and incredibly well kitted out (porn is on the cutting edge of broadcasting technology). The guy running it just wants to make a name for himself in proper TV land.
We've hired in a very good studio manager who has the accent to put customers at ease, and is a real dynamo.
Things are going really quite well, and it's turned out to be a wise investment. Proper broadcast companies are showing interest, mainly thanks to our contacts, and the future looks bright

And one of the first customers is....
A Christian TV channel.

GOLD.

See, you look around this studio, and there are still little giveaways everywhere.
The faint smell of disinfectant.
The jacuzzi.
The mouse-mats on the office computers with cocks, tits and fannies everywhere.
The web address on the number-plate of the replica Starsky & Hutch car that's parked in the studio.
And the guy who owns the studio itself is the final straw.
Slicked-back, receding hair, an open shirt revealing copious amounts of chest hair and some major bling, a bright orange fake tan, and an attitude towards women that mainly consists of wondering how good they'd look with a cock between their tits...

[Don Carlos]

So do u get free porn?

[Nightshade]

[Dante]

The mouse-mats on the office computers with cocks, tits and fannies everywhere.

[Mat Linnett]

So do u get free porn?

Whilst cutting the deal, the boss "sat in" on a few shoots

[Don Carlos]

So do u get free porn?

Whilst cutting the deal, the boss "sat in" on a few shoots

Is "the boss" a pet name for you penis sir?

[Zerofactor]

And one of the first customers is....
A Christian TV channel.

GOLD.

I'd like to hear exactly how and why this happened.

[4days]

christians! aren't you worried about it affecting the good name of the company?

[MKJ]

So do u get free porn?

Whilst cutting the deal, the boss "sat in" on a few shoots

Is "the boss" a pet name for you penis sir?

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