I feel like shit.... literally

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I feel like shit.... literally

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Had 2 weeks of vacation, today first day of work again but I decided to stay at home. Saturday in the afternoon this diarrhea thing started. I sprayed a toilet bowl full. Sunday morning I had the worst diarrhea of my life and I had to puke at the very same time, which is a real nasty problem when things want to leave your body at both ends.

I still feel like crap, the thought of food alone makes me revolt and I feel like crap. I don't have a fever or anything, I guess I ate something bad.

But if you go to the toilet with this mixture of liquid poo and stomach acid or something dripping out of your poo hole a couple of times a day things really start to hurt down there.


That's all I wanted to share with you. Have a nice day.
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

baby powder helps.

hope you feel better soon. Things like this tend not to last for too long.
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i want to post a huge food platter, just to set you off, but i'm not sure if i'm that mean.
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I had a stingy arsehole earlier after the spicy pizza I had last night. It was a nasty, runny shit that felt like molten lava leaving my anus.
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Post by glossy »

runny hangover shits are gods way of telling you that last night was great, and that maybe you went a little overkill on kebabs at 4am.
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ive had that both end spraying thing once, after some bad lasagna.
nasty, i tells you
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MKJ wrote:ive had that both end spraying thing once, after some bad lasagna.
nasty, i tells you
I had the luck of being able to puke in the sink in the bathroom, but my puke consisted of chunks bigger than the holes of the drain, so no matter how much water I would try to flush it with, it just wouldn't go.

My solution was to get a plastic bag to cover my hand and manually transfer the ejected material from sink to toilet and flush it with a good fifteen liters of water.
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That teach yah to not chew your food properly.
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Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:ive had that both end spraying thing once, after some bad lasagna.
nasty, i tells you
I had the luck of being able to puke in the sink in the bathroom, but my puke consisted of chunks bigger than the holes of the drain, so no matter how much water I would try to flush it with, it just wouldn't go.

My solution was to get a plastic bag to cover my hand and manually transfer the ejected material from sink to toilet and flush it with a good fifteen liters of water.
been there too sir :(
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MKJ wrote:been there too sir :(
How about waking up in the middle of the night and puking all over the floor of your bedroom? Happened to me back in December. My father cleaned up the mess. Poor him.
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Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:been there too sir :(
How about waking up in the middle of the night and puking all over the floor of your bedroom? Happened to me back in December. My father cleaned up the mess. Poor him.
Lol, welcome to student life.
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Foo wrote:Lol, welcome to student life.
Nah, I left that behind half a year ago.
In December it was a stomach flu as well
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Welcome to the toilet-shitting-while-sink-puking club.
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SplishSplash wrote:Welcome to the toilet-shitting-while-sink-puking club.
Hey yah that's more like it :paranoid:
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Tip: My sister has Chrohn's Disease and she says when she gets diarrhea like that to give up on TP and use baby wipes...and use desitin (diaper rash cream) if you get TP cuts. Sorry for the gross tip, but you started it!
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ScooterG wrote:Tip: My sister has Chrohn's Disease and she says when she gets diarrhea like that to give up on TP and use baby wipes...and use desitin (diaper rash cream) if you get TP cuts. Sorry for the gross tip, but you started it!
tough break. mate of mine's got chrohn's disease, fucking horrible thing to have to live with.
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Yeah, she lost like 40lbs in 3 months....
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ScooterG wrote:Tip: My sister has Chrohn's Disease and she says when she gets diarrhea like that to give up on TP and use baby wipes...and use desitin (diaper rash cream) if you get TP cuts. Sorry for the gross tip, but you started it!
Diarrhea is gross but a pretty ordinary thing that everyone has to deal with once in a while.
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True, true....
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Post by neh »

i havent had d and v sincs i was about 6or 7 years old - used to play in the river severn all the time and was regularly catching all sorts of shit ..
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Damn man, hope you get better soon :icon23:
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You are shit...literally
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