Question for the Q3W doctors

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:27 pm

DO YOU GET TO FUCK ALL THE NURSES?

Also... Why is shit brown?

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:30 pm

its' brown because you masterbate.

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:31 pm

I see. That does make sense yes. Interesting.

Post by **feedback** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:33 pm

All the good looking people are in Pharmacy.

Post by **prince1000** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:37 pm

red blood cells

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:39 pm

Why do hearts stop? Seriously. I mean wouldn't we all be better off if they didn't stop? What's that all about? You fucking Doctors better get answering these questions. Earn your fucking money.

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:40 pm

Your shit is brown because of bilirubin which is formed from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver.

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:41 pm

sys0p wrote:Your shit is brown because of bilirubin which is formed from the breakdown of read blood cells in the liver.

Man you're better than the useless fucking Doctors on here. I bet they would have said something like "Take some Anti-biotics or something".

Post by **ScooterG** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:54 pm

Pauly wrote:DO YOU GET TO FUCK ALL THE NURSES?

Also... Why is shit brown?

Didn't you read the Silence of the Lambs? If I recall correctly it's brown becasue of a coloring agent called bilirubin.

Edit: Doh! I missed Sysop's post....

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:02 pm

Pauly wrote:
sys0p wrote:Your shit is brown because of bilirubin which is formed from the breakdown of read blood cells in the liver.
Man you're better than the useless fucking Doctors on here. I bet they would have said something like "Take some Anti-biotics or something".

Ask me fucking anything mate. If I don't know the answer, I'll make it up

Post by **tnf** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:03 pm

Indole and skatole make shit stink.

Post by **ScooterG** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:08 pm

Flotsam and jetsam are debris in the water (as well as being the eels in Disney's version of The Little Mermaid).

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:23 am

huey, dewey and louie are donald duck's kids, which implies donald duck must have a cloaca and have had sex (with daisy duck), a fact suppressed by disney for decades

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:59 am

seremtan wrote:huey, dewey and louie are donald duck's kids, which implies donald duck must have a cloaca and have had sex (with daisy duck), a fact suppressed by disney for decades

They're his nephews you fucking imbecile. DD doesn't have sex.
(Although one of my first sexual fantasies was Daisy Duck getting a brazilian wax)

Post by **hate** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:00 am

feedback wrote:All the good looking people are in Pharmacy.

talk about a boring fucking job

Post by **hate** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:03 am

i have a doctorate

but you'd never know it

Post by **tnf** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:03 am

SplishSplash wrote:

(Although one of my first sexual fantasies was Daisy Duck getting a brazilian wax)

Good, I'm not the only one who had that fantasy...

Post by **Geebs** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:12 am

OTs>physios>pharmacists>nurses, generally

also, many of the nurses are an argument for having an upper limit to the age of consent

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:15 am

If a bird lets you fuck her in the ass but doesn't prep herself properly, and then shortly after you make her suck her shit off your dick, will it hurt you in any way?

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:20 am

Depends on the beak (or bill).

Post by **Turbanator** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:22 am

nope, as long as you:
a) boot her ass clean out of bed and ensure you never go near her again
or
b) wash her mouth out with bleech. and make sure she gargles...

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:25 am

c) don't kiss a filthy slut who suck a mean shit-dick.

Post by **Geebs** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:26 am

More importantly, what is it with americans and anal sex? Must be some no-foreskin thing. I'm sure julios could theorize for a good 5 or 6 pages about this....

Post by **DRuM** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:26 am

raw wrote:If a bird lets you fuck her in the ass but doesn't prep herself properly, and then shortly after you make her suck her shit off your dick, will it hurt you in any way?

Uh huh, what have you been doing with aimee love then raw..

Post by **raw** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:28 am

Geebs wrote:More importantly, what is it with americans and anal sex? Must be some no-foreskin thing. I'm sure julios could theorize for a good 5 or 6 pages about this....

Anal sex, the lazy man's condom.

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