Australia.

Post by **S@M** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:57 am

Q. What does Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
almost always takes a wicket? A. A bat.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones
have over the rest of their team-mates? A. At least they can say
they're not really English.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A
bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English
team? A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

Post by ***OptimusPrime*** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:24 pm

oh cricket, now thats fucking boring, anyway lol

Post by **chiQ** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:15 pm

I think the southern hemisphere just owns the northern at sports on the whole.

[disclaimer: excluding American sports, which most other countries don't play at all]

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:21 pm

hardly anyone plays cricket, and rugby isn't exactly a massive global phenomenon. football IS, and i think you'll find honours are fairly even between north and south regards world cup winners

*sits back and waits for some nerd to post all the world cup winners and prove me wrong*

Post by **bag0shite** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:47 pm

9-8 to the southern hemisphere since the world cup began in 1930.

BRAZIL : 5
ITALY : 3
GERMANY : 3
URUGUAY : 2
ARGENTINA : 2
ENGLAND : 1
FRANCE : 1

But Argentina don't really count because they're cheating bastards with a worse army than the French.

google (and the first link from searching for 'world cup winners') is your best friend btw before the nerd comments come in. twats.

come to think of it, what side of the equator is uruguay on..?

Post by **busetibi** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:12 pm

bag0shite wrote:
google is your best friend

come to think of it, what side of the equator is uruguay on..?

take some of your own advice

:icon19:

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:26 pm

bag0shite wrote:9-8 to the southern hemisphere since the world cup began in 1930.

BRAZIL : 5
ITALY : 3
GERMANY : 3
URUGUAY : 2
ARGENTINA : 2
ENGLAND : 1
FRANCE : 1

But Argentina don't really count because they're cheating bastards with a worse army than the French.

google (and the first link from searching for 'world cup winners') is your best friend btw before the nerd comments come in. twats.

come to think of it, what side of the equator is uruguay on..?

i DID say "fairly even", and 9-8 is fairly even

nerd :icon25:

Post by **bag0shite** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:00 pm

busetibi wrote:
bag0shite wrote:
google is your best friend

come to think of it, what side of the equator is uruguay on..?
take some of your own advice

:icon19:

christ you're good at this. you ever thought of doing the comedy circuit?

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:34 pm

this is the comedy circuit. all it needs is the brick wall

Post by **Doombrain** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:39 am

one all, crims, lol.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket ... 133096.stm

BUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Post by **Doombrain** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:41 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket ... 128756.stm

BUHUHUHUHUHHUHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

what a bunch of fucking gays!

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:10 pm

look how excited frockbrain is youd think he just got a new dress

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:08 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket ... efault.stm

fucking lol, for 2

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:49 pm

remember trannybrain this is a sport you dont care about

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:42 pm

Aussie Rules football is a rough, tough, manly sport reeking of hom0fagg0tness and man paste. Here you have a game where guys chase what suspiciously looks like an elephant testicle around a field of daisies and remorselessly gang-rape the guy carrying it. And I mean, like, FFS...there's at least one sack-out in every game.

Then after someone actually scores a goal some cunt in a white hat comes out and points at the guys he's gonna blow at halftime.

What a queersucking hom0fag continent.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:11 am

only a raging faggot could look at a football game from that perspective

no wonder youre a virgin (with women)

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:11 pm

Only a raging faggot would have 5 sweaty bush fags in his sig and dress up like this before the lovin starts

Nice tits. No wonder you're a fagg0t. (with men)

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:21 pm

Only an Australian fagg0t would make a post like this on the Australia Gay Scene Forum. A forum whose fist....er...first page has threads titled "Wanking", "Go go dancing" and "Cock".

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:48 pm

jesus christ youre still obsessing over when you posted that gay shit looking for anal love on a homo forum

get over it you sexless nergin for life

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:57 pm

You're registered at the Australia Gay Scene Forum.

Nice tits.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:09 pm

That was awfully considerate of you to shrink his tits in that picture. That way he doesn't look like such a pre-op Cro-magnon.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:19 pm

I tried to fix his face and my computer locked up.

Photoshop can only do so much before it fries your motherboard in disgust.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:08 pm

i cant believe GONNAEATYA is still obsessing over when he was looking for anal love on a gay forum

thats one fat faggot truly dedicated to his homosexuality

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:10 pm

Nightshade wrote:That was awfully considerate of you to shrink his tits in that picture. That way he doesn't look like such a pre-op Cro-magnon.

careful mate remember according to your logic commenting on another mans appearance makes you a faggot