GonnaFistya - will this be your next project?

Post by **tnf** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:23 am

"'Bible Games' instead of 'Grand Theft Auto?'
Christian video games market Jesus as an alternative to guts and gore"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8869881/

If you worked there, you wouldn't have old ladies on airplanes telling you that your work is destroying todays youth.

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:33 am

I just don't see that going very far, will be nice seeing them crumble tbh.

Post by **ilumos** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:35 am

Victoria Tolin, for one, wants these kinds of videos. The 11-year-old loves the games, but doesn’t like violence.

“I play a lot of Christian video games,” Tolin said. “They don’t have fights. You just have to follow Jesus and pick up little crosses for points.”

Oh dear.

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:39 am

Those kind of kids are so brainwashed it's kind of sad, I'm suprised their parents even allowed them to be in front of a tv tbh..much less play a video game.

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Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:29 am

I'd add a few easter eggs like Nun-hookers and mini-games where you play as a Catholic priest and try to lock as many young boys into a closet as you can before the timer runs out.

All of these easter eggs can of course be unlocked by ramming the controller up your ass and setting off the rumble pack while giving three hail marys.

Then I'd place ads all over the game advocating Intelligent Design and poo pooing that "theory" called evolution....all while Patsy Cline rambles on about Jesus.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:36 am

like 'christian' games will help cleanse the youth.

i saw this thing on tv a while ago about videogames in the middle east, where the kids could play desert storm and crap like that, to learn about their country's history et al. nothng wrong with that
the younguns however played a simpler game - a modified space invaders where the enemies where David Star's and other Jewish symbols. "that way they learn who the enemy is"

if they start making 'christian' games it wont take long till those kinds of things seep in. "mission 8: a classroom of kids aren't readng the bible! punish the heathens!"