What kind of friend puts a padlock on your balls?

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If I had elephantitis I'd top myself
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raw wrote:FYI - A blow job actually means sucking on a dick. Ball sucking doesn't mean getting a blow-job which leads me to my next line of questioning....

Have you ever had a blow job? The above statement leads me to believe not. :lol:
That was a respoinse to the nuts not riding shotgun. Them not riding shotgun leaves the passenger seat open for the blowjob giver to be up front to administer said blowjob. Follow now?
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Well, if you have elephantitis of the balls, your scrotum would stretch to where they'd drag behind you as I described which would leave plenty of room to tuck away the penis thus making it impossible to get head while carting your balls behind you in your caboose.
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And also, if you don't get your balls sucked during a blow job then maybe you haven't had a proper blow job.
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Any bitch who can fit my balls in her mouth has a serious physical mouth disorder. No one's mouth is THAT big. :lol:
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raw wrote:Well, if you have elephantitis of the balls, your scrotum would stretch to where they'd drag behind you as I described which would leave plenty of room to tuck away the penis thus making it impossible to get head while carting your balls behind you in your caboose.
Not if you have a penis like mine.
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raw wrote:Any bitch who can fit my balls in her mouth has a serious physical mouth disorder. No one's mouth is THAT big. :lol:
Ok, got me on that one. :icon19:
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Post by raw »

No offense, but every time I see your name I still say to myself "piddla" :lol:
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riddla wrote:
scourge34 wrote:That was a respoinse
'respoinse' made me chuckle used in this context - (the sound of it pronounced) :lol:
Lol. I'm bound to fuck up sooner or later. I've only been drinking for around 8 hours.
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It's like the ebonics spelling of piddle which is what makes me laugh. :lol:
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riddla wrote:I guess it fits every time I sit down and click the shortcut to this site lol
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raw wrote:It's like the ebonics spelling of piddle which is what makes me laugh. :lol:
Like Calvin standing over a puddle wearing a green suit. "I'm the Piddla" Lol.
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Gawd that was stupid. I need a smoke.
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riddla wrote:
scourge34 wrote:
riddla wrote: 'respoinse' made me chuckle used in this context - (the sound of it pronounced) :lol:
Lol. I'm bound to fuck up sooner or later. I've only been drinking for around 8 hours.
haha that cool, most all lesbian porn is pretty much guaranteed some sort of respoinse ;)
Well it usually gets a pretty good respoinse from me. :drool:
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