I'd make myself a mod and close this thread.
then i'd go dogsledding in a remote part of Russia.
If you could choose...
:icon10:there was a show on the discovery channel yesterday about some guy who goes outside the cage. had some pretty cool footage.R00k wrote:Cage diving with great white sharks, and a safari in South Africa.
Hopefully I'll be able to save up and do that in the next couple of years anyway though.
he kept saying stuff about their 'complex social interactions', which by looking at the footage, seem to consist of biting massive chunks out of each other.
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Yea. I don't think you'll see me on tv with half a leg because I decided to swim out of the cage while great whites were having some chum.4days wrote:there was a show on the discovery channel yesterday about some guy who goes outside the cage. had some pretty cool footage.
he kept saying stuff about their 'complex social interactions', which by looking at the footage, seem to consist of biting massive chunks out of each other.
They are amazing though, and I thoroughly enjoy some other poor sap risking his life to get some good rare footage of how they behave. They're one of the very few animals that, as far as I know, noone has ever witnessed mating or giving birth. There's still a ton we don't know about them.
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oh my dear god:
http://mcgtruckin.blogspot.com/2005/06/ ... -2005.html
How To Fuck a Donkey
"Before we go any further I think it is important that everyone know the proper way to fuck a donkey. There are several approaches, but none more efficient than this one. I prefer to call this the "Backdoor Cut" approach, but it is also known in parts of Appalachia as "Slapjacking," "Mule Greasing," and "The Old Rough n' Tumble."
What You'll Need
a) 30' rope - polypropylene or vinyl will work, but I prefer some good ole-fashioned Manila. This rope needs to be at least 1/2" in diameter with 2300 lb. + breaking strength. Donkeys have a tendency to get all riled up when you try to fuck them.
b) A standard 2 x 4 at least 2' in length. I've also used a baseball bat when I've been in a pinch, and I've got several friends who prefer to use an iron tire tool. It doesn't matter really, as long as it's 2' in length, and can withstand a pissed off donkey.
c) Pocketknife. I've still got a Swiss Army knife that I got for my 13th birthday. Any pocketknife will do as long as it's good and sharp.
Once you've gathered together all of your equipment and found yourself a healthy young donkey, everything else pretty much falls into place.
Step 1 - The Tie-off
First, approach the donkey and establish a good rapport. You don't exactly have to be best friends, but it helps if there's a little bit of trust. Once you've achieved this, take the length of rope and wrap it around the donkey's waist just below the stomach. After you've wrapped it around the waist completely, tie it off in a standard square knot.
Step 2 - The Exposure
By this time the donkey is certainly a bit curious as to what you plan to do. I usually give him a pat on the back of the neck, and maybe a quick ear-scratch just for reassurance. To complete this step you'll need to insert the 2 x 4 inbetween the rope and the donkey's stomach. Once the board is in place, slowly begin to turn the board in a clockwise fashion so that it tightens up the grip of the rope on the stomach much like a tourniquet. As the board is turned more and more the stomach will start pushing on the lower intestines forcing the inside of the donkey's anus to protrude outside of his body. Once the fleshy anus muscle has been exposed close to six inches you can stop turning the board.
Step 3 - The Lambasting
With the exposed anus muscle in front of you, begin making sweet passionate love. Once you've neared your climax, take the pocketknife out and cut the rope. This pressure release will cause the protruded anus and everything that is inside of it to go rushing back into the donkey. This in turn will almost certainly suck you completely off and finish the job."
http://mcgtruckin.blogspot.com/2005/06/ ... -2005.html
How To Fuck a Donkey
"Before we go any further I think it is important that everyone know the proper way to fuck a donkey. There are several approaches, but none more efficient than this one. I prefer to call this the "Backdoor Cut" approach, but it is also known in parts of Appalachia as "Slapjacking," "Mule Greasing," and "The Old Rough n' Tumble."
What You'll Need
a) 30' rope - polypropylene or vinyl will work, but I prefer some good ole-fashioned Manila. This rope needs to be at least 1/2" in diameter with 2300 lb. + breaking strength. Donkeys have a tendency to get all riled up when you try to fuck them.
b) A standard 2 x 4 at least 2' in length. I've also used a baseball bat when I've been in a pinch, and I've got several friends who prefer to use an iron tire tool. It doesn't matter really, as long as it's 2' in length, and can withstand a pissed off donkey.
c) Pocketknife. I've still got a Swiss Army knife that I got for my 13th birthday. Any pocketknife will do as long as it's good and sharp.
Once you've gathered together all of your equipment and found yourself a healthy young donkey, everything else pretty much falls into place.
Step 1 - The Tie-off
First, approach the donkey and establish a good rapport. You don't exactly have to be best friends, but it helps if there's a little bit of trust. Once you've achieved this, take the length of rope and wrap it around the donkey's waist just below the stomach. After you've wrapped it around the waist completely, tie it off in a standard square knot.
Step 2 - The Exposure
By this time the donkey is certainly a bit curious as to what you plan to do. I usually give him a pat on the back of the neck, and maybe a quick ear-scratch just for reassurance. To complete this step you'll need to insert the 2 x 4 inbetween the rope and the donkey's stomach. Once the board is in place, slowly begin to turn the board in a clockwise fashion so that it tightens up the grip of the rope on the stomach much like a tourniquet. As the board is turned more and more the stomach will start pushing on the lower intestines forcing the inside of the donkey's anus to protrude outside of his body. Once the fleshy anus muscle has been exposed close to six inches you can stop turning the board.
Step 3 - The Lambasting
With the exposed anus muscle in front of you, begin making sweet passionate love. Once you've neared your climax, take the pocketknife out and cut the rope. This pressure release will cause the protruded anus and everything that is inside of it to go rushing back into the donkey. This in turn will almost certainly suck you completely off and finish the job."
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Re: If you could choose...
Good choice.riddla wrote: I'd have to say my first choice would be going to the ISS.
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here we go:
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... laboratory
and the snake/scorpion/squid stuff is here:
http://individual.utoronto.ca/mdaar/disturb/d1.html
http://individual.utoronto.ca/mdaar/disturb/d2.html
(takes a while to load, but it's worth it just for the responses that bort makes)
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... laboratory
and the snake/scorpion/squid stuff is here:
http://individual.utoronto.ca/mdaar/disturb/d1.html
http://individual.utoronto.ca/mdaar/disturb/d2.html
(takes a while to load, but it's worth it just for the responses that bort makes)
What's ISS?
Get a tent and a sleeping bag and go on tha t hike I've been thinking about for months. Really.
And, What is this?
[lvlshot]http://www.netrexx.net/files/various/q3w.weirdo.jpg[/lvlshot]
Get a tent and a sleeping bag and go on tha t hike I've been thinking about for months. Really.
And, What is this?
[lvlshot]http://www.netrexx.net/files/various/q3w.weirdo.jpg[/lvlshot]
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