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who here wants to slap their boss

Post by neh »

sure'y not just me ..

in my job i manage a team of senior developers+ also work as an extra development resource, take a technical lead, manage a systems analyst, have singlehandedly driven the introduction of an agile end to end process (this is on a multimillion pound enterprise project etc) .. have been told by a colleagues that i'm respected etc ... yet my immediate boss without fail treats me like an idiot - and as far as i am aware his only contribution ever is sending bullshit emails that demonstrate he's about as far from being a software professional as i am from being an astronaut

cunT NEEDS A SLAP!
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raw will be right along...
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My supervisor got another job. I'm currently without a boss. However, my boss's boss is a dumbfuck that doesn't know anything. Yet, he makes all the major IT financial decisions.
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DAMN IT CUNT
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:lol:
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msn poof
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raw wrote::lol:
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You read my story ant?
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raw wrote:http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8333
i am feeling your pain - he used to try and put me down in the open office - he did it twice - both times i demonstrated what a cock he was being .. now he just does the passive aggressive wank (credits others for my ideas, acts surprised when i sat something sharp etc .. i really do despise the cunt)
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wipe your cock round his coffee mug :)
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I like my boss :shrug:
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Don Carlos wrote:wipe your cock round his coffee mug :)
lol - PLAN!
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Defecate in a bag and bury it in the back of his desk, behind a drawer. It'll take him forever to find the stench. :lol:
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raw wrote:Defecate in a bag and bury it in the back of his desk, behind a drawer. It'll take him forever to find the stench. :lol:
lol - or even better - just leave him stranded in our next meeting with sponsors when he needs to defer to me on a technical issue (occurs several times in every meeting)
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I already do that with my boss. I constantly leave him hanging without a techincal backup to not make him look dumb. I love doing it too. :lol:
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.. only problem with that is i'd have to livewith a stupid desicion unless i did pipe up ....

ahhh but fuck it
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My company is known for selling vaporware. Thanks to my boss, we went from being the leader in the industry to being the laughing stock. We're totally made fun of at the trade shows globally.
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sweet - i'm working for the worlds largest law firm - i have no doubt they would fuck me over in a heart beat if i pissed about to make my boss look the twat he is .....
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My resolution to a stress-free workday is simply not to care. I stopped being innovative and stopped going above and beyond my duties because it was totally unappreciated. My boss appears to want to control everything on every level so since he doesn't want to pay me for my knowledge, experience, and expertise I give him exactly what he wants. A mindless monkey that just does what he's told. It's quite a waste of the talent he has at hand but fuck it, it's what he wants. :lol:

I used to do all kind sof extra shit, now I do like 1 hour of total work per week. The rest of the time I sit here starring at my screen. Sound familiar? My life is "Office Space".
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lol - again very familiar - you treat people like idiots - thats what they end giving you :)
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I don't think we'll make it to year's end. I am kind of hanging out just to have the pleasure of seeing the demise of my boss' nest egg. He has nothing else, and when this gets run into the ground thanks to his stupidity, I'm going to laugh daily for at least a year knowing he's sky-rocketing to poverty. :lol:
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lol - relating to this
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The sad part is, we have such an excellent techincal staff and a solid product. If we had some vision and leadership, we could easily be back at the top of the industry but I digress :lol:
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