Might be old, but that old lady just cracked me up. I had to share it.
" I thought i could handle the power, Ive always been kind and gentle person. But once i was finaly able to split the atom i built me some bombs and droped them on every motiher fucker that got in my way."
This was Firaxis' CivIV launch campaign for E3.... My favorite is the guy rocking back and forth saying "One more turm, just one more turn...." over and over again. I think I've played CivII for at least 16 hours straight before.....