Miami-Dade County Commissioner commits suicide... CIA style

[rep]

This is not a GeoffWorld thread. Please read it. Smell the bullshit.

"Teele was found with two small caliber holes in the back of his head. Initially Teele responded to questions by blinking his eyes on command, he said."

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article ... 5909990010

If you can't see something strange going on here, then you're lost.

[rep]

The problem with your argument is: you're wrong.

The first step of assassination is destroying their image so they don't become a martyr.

I can't wait to take care of you in the cleansing time.

[shiznit]

Teele, who is black, is also a former Miami-Dade County commissioner.

:icon19: no shit.

[rep]

Nothing to see here, move along! Riddla figured everything out...

The news reports that he was corrupt and someone he fired claims he sounded nutty on the phone. It must all be true.

Move along.

[rep]

You know what's funny... You're joking, and I'm being serious.

[werldhed]

Nothing to see here, move along! Riddla figured everything out...

The news reports that he was corrupt and someone he fired claims he sounded nutty on the phone. It must all be true.

Move along.

I'm sorry, I've read that multiple times now...but...who exactly did he fire?

[shiznit]

riddla just slapped the shit out of you because your a obese star trek conspiracy nerd.

[rep]

I meant to type 'they'. The Miami Herald.

LOL SHIZNIT, I destroyed Riddla days ago. He's an echo of the screaming pile of shit he once was. The man shot himself in the back of the head, twice.

Yeah, good one. It'd be different if it clarified that they are exit wounds, but since they failed to mention any other holes one must assume they're entry wounds.

[shiznit]

Why don't you fuck off already no one likes your shitty threads and replies.

[Big Kahuna Burger]

rep can't take a hint, even a whole fucking forum of hints.

[R00k]

fixed.

I don't have any problem with corrupt, swindling politicians disappearing from the gene pool, but it's still odd that he shot himself in the back of the head twice.

Being a semi-automatic, it's possible that he might have held the trigger and a second shot fired off. But that's pretty tough to do when pointing at the back of your own head.

[sliver]

I don't understand the sentence about blinking.

[rep]

No one equals the seven or eight of you little shits who love to suck my cock on this forum, lol...

"Hey look, rep posted something. We all have to go in there and start a dispute because our life depends on it."

Fucking nerds.

[werldhed]

I meant to type 'they'. The Miami Herald.

LOL SHIZNIT, I destroyed Riddla days ago. He's an echo of the screaming pile of shit he once was. The man shot himself in the back of the head, twice.

Yeah, good one. It'd be different if it clarified that they are exit wounds, but since they failed to mention any other holes one must assume they're entry wounds.

What would be wrong with shooting yourself in the back of the head? From an anatomical point of view it would make the most sense if you're trying to kill yourself.

[rep]

odd that he shot himself in the back of the head twice.

Being a semi-automatic, it's possible that he might have held the trigger and a second shot fired off. But that's pretty tough to do when pointing at the back of your own head.

Durrr, really? That's the whole point of the thread.

[shiznit]

That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.

[R00k]

odd that he shot himself in the back of the head twice.

Being a semi-automatic, it's possible that he might have held the trigger and a second shot fired off. But that's pretty tough to do when pointing at the back of your own head.

Durrr, really? That's the whole point of the thread.

I wasn't talking to you, as usual.

[rep]

Word on the street is if you don't try to argue with me you'll pass out.

[rep]

That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.

Thanks, Columbo. I look forward to reading your report. I'm also interested in the logic of shooting yourself in the back of the head... Usually people pick the mouth or temple. Isn't that where you tried when testo exposed you as a virgin, piddla?

[shiznit]

Why are you still here? Everyone thinks your a fucking moron, so do yourself a favor and fuck off.

[rep]

It'd be different if it clarified that they are exit wounds, but since they failed to mention any other holes one must assume they're entry wounds.

key words: assume and clarify. You seem to be the master of assumption.

Heaven forbid one hole is the entry and the other an exit.

Once again, you're a fucking idiot. No assumption needed there.

Jesus, what a brilliant assumption. We can also assume that the exit wound would be just as clean as the entry wound here in Riddlaworld.

[werldhed]

That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.

Thanks, Columbo. I look forward to reading your report. I'm also interested in the logic of shooting yourself in the back of the head... Usually people pick the mouth or temple. Isn't that where you tried when testo exposed you as a virgin, piddla?

Because your life functions are not operated by the frontal lobe. Shooting yourself in the temple is not the most effective way to ensure death. You want to aim for structures in the lower-back part of the brain. I thought we had a thread about this already.

edit: god, I can't spell.

[rep]

Isn't BTVS on, riddla? I hear it's the one where _____ gets resurrected. Better go watch.

[sliver]

Teele was found with two small caliber holes in the back of his head. Initially Teele responded to questions by blinking his eyes on command, he said.

Honestly now, will someone explain what that means? He was found with two gunshot wounds to the head and he was still alive and lucid enough to answer questions?

[shiznit]

That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.

Thanks, Columbo. I look forward to reading your report. I'm also interested in the logic of shooting yourself in the back of the head... Usually people pick the mouth or temple. Isn't that where you tried when testo exposed you as a virgin, piddla?

Stop editing your posts dipshit, and your a fucking idiot.