snake vs fence........

Post by **Busch** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:42 pm

Look at those teefs!!

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:43 pm

This python at the ExxonMobile compound in Luanda pushed its luck trying to cross an electric fence. Look at those friggin’ teeth!

according to compfused:

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/842/

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:44 pm

Might have made it if he wasn't full.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:45 pm

more here:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/fencesnake.asp

Post by **Zerofactor** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:45 pm

lol I thought this was another one of those Metal Gear spoofs, like Crab Battle. CRAAAB BATTLE!

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:47 pm

more info and pics here:

http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-python.htm

(linked from snopes)

Post by **R00k** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:56 pm

I hate seeing impressive carnivores dead.

Post by **Survivor** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:59 pm

old but still funny
http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.asp

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:04 pm

like, wow

Post by **netrex** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:22 pm

:/ this makes me sad.

Post by **simple** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:50 am

one thing I don't get, how the heck did the snake get past both lines. It's as if some one turned off the power and waited for him.

Post by **Tsakali** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:44 am

simple wrote:one thing I don't get, how the heck did the snake get past both lines. It's as if some one turned off the power and waited for him.

this might seem far fetched but maybe the snake's skin/scales work pretty good as an insulator, and got shocked only when his mouth tissue made contact with the wire

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:04 am

snakes freak me out, especially big ones which eat deer and elephants. Fuck that, I'm glad it's dead.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:10 am

diego wrote:snakes freak me out, especially big ones which eat deer and elephants. Fuck that, I'm glad it's dead.

humans eat big animals too! I bet you we're absolutely fucking terrifying to many animals

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:10 am

yes, but they don't get caught in electric fences afterwards.

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:10 am

Plus, they usually use fork and knife and don't swallow complete bodies.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:11 am

diego wrote:yes, but they don't get caught in electric fences afterwards.

neither do snakes usually

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:11 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:humans eat big animals too! I bet you we're absolutely fucking terrifying to many animals

that's not true: my brother trusts me with his two cats and one of my best friends trusts me with his 2 dogs and 1 minipig. I would never hurt them, but I would also never swallow them after crushing their bones.

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:13 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:neither do snakes

uh-huh...

now, dont get all philosophic with a cut penis on me :icon33:

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:13 am

diego wrote:snakes freak me out, especially big ones which eat deer and elephants. Fuck that, I'm glad it's dead.

elephants?

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:14 am

diego wrote:Plus, they usually use fork and knife and don't swallow complete bodies.

I dunno, if I had to choose between a death by a big mouth with sharp teeth/having my body squished to death by a boa/python, and being born into human slavery with a slaughterhouse fate, I'd take my chances in the wild

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:15 am

MKJ wrote:elephants?

I was a little upset about these gory pictures at work, the snake is totally nekkid.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:15 am

diego wrote: that's not true: my brother trusts me with his two cats and one of my best friends trusts me with his 2 dogs and 1 minipig. I would never hurt them, but I would also never swallow them after crushing their bones.

he might not trust you with his pets, but do you think that little cockroach that lives under your sink would ever trust you with its nephew?

:icon25:

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:17 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:I dunno, if I had to choose between a death by a big mouth with sharp teeth/having my body squished to death by a boa/python, and being born into human slavery with a slaughterhouse fate, I'd take my chances in the wild

Well, okay... but that's just you! :P

Post by **diego** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:18 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:he might not trust you with his pets, but do you think that little cockroach that lives under your sink would ever trust you with its nephew?

:icon25:

Get your penis cut!!! :icon33:

Seriously, I guess I'm just a little reptilophobic.