Sexual moments in video game history

[tnf]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/

Pretty good...some old time classics in there, looked at in an entirely new way...

For example -

[AmIdYfReAk]

some of them are just stupid, Others are funny though.

[Guest]

lol sex and videogames don't mix nerd.

[tnf]

yea some are not funny, some are sort of funny, so it equals out to pretty good.

[Survivor]

SECRET OF MANA!

I now present to you a sad tale. A tale about a brave young lad. A brave young lad who went by the name... "GAY".

Gay always wanted to play. Play I say? I say play. Gay always wanted to play I say, play in the hay and in the month of May I say. Sadly, the other boys did not want to play with Gay I say, so they left Gay alone to play by himself all day I say. Poor, poor gay.

One day, the people of the village decided that Gay couldn't stay, and that they would like him to go far away. Would they let him stay? Nay I say, nay. Tossed out much to his dismay, it was up to Gay to find his own way I say.

As much as this hurt Gay, he found his own way and befriended the bunnies in the field that day. With the bunnies that day, all he wanted to do was play and play and play I say. But Gay didn't want to play in the right way with the bunnies I say. No, he wanted to play in the bad way.

THE VERY, VERY BAD WAY! SO RISQUE! SHAME ON YOU GAY!
SHAME ON YOU I SAY!

But sadly, this was just the beginning of this bad day I say, for you see Gay still wanted to play. But since the bunnies all ran away, he had to find someone else with whom he could play I say. And find someone else he did that day, in another town that wasn't too far away.

He found another boy named Elliot that day, and Gay forced him into his raunchy world of moral decay I say. It was as if Gay took all of his spirit away, and then left him wondering how could this have happened when every night to the lord above he would pray. From this day forth, "There is no god!" is what Elliot would say.

The townsfolk didn't know what actually happened to Elliot that day, but they suspected Gay was responsible in some way I say. Though it may sound cliche, they punished Gay until he confessed what he did to Elliot that day. While he wanted to run away, Gay knew there was only one way out of this squeeze play, and that was to say what made him act in such a bizarre way.

"I was traveling in an ice castle one day, when I strayed into the library I say. But this was no ordinary library in which one could play I say! There were mystical books flying around much to my dismay, but it was obvious that all they wanted to do was display." said Gay I say. "But what did they want to display to you on that day?" said the townspeople I say.

Gay dropped to his knees and cried out, "They showed me pornography I say! It led me astray and now I have nothing left to say except that I'm sorry for acting in such a way! Pornography is to blame for my shame I say!" And on that note, he ran far, far away.

The images add to it :icon19:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/24.php

[Chupacabra]

yea some are not funny, some are sort of funny, so it equals out to pretty good.

thanks for posting this. ive seen this before but was trying to find it the other day but couldnt. its slightly old but has been editted with new stuff. to be honest, it was funnier without the new stuff. they only had the good ones then.

[Busch]

Ring King...omg.....I found that last year and almost puked.