For desk jockeys only

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:25 am

"Life as a supervisor used to be quite simple. I could delegate boring assignments to my two clueless assistants: Brian and Stan. Now they have found OfficeGuns. I do not dare approach them with boring assignments anymore. I have to do them myself. Thanks alot! >:-("
- Reg, Builth, Wales

Super Maul:

"Facts":

Velocity (average) 28.8 m/s
Velocity (max) 34.4 m/s
Range 16.20 m
CEP @ 2 m (50%) 5.9 cm
CEP @ 2 m (100%) 20.0 cm
Loading time 7 s
Launcher 4x Mauly 51
3x Mauly 32
Rubber band
Projectile Pencil
Larcona staple remover
Projectile weight Pencil: 4.0 g
Larcona: 18.0 g

Assembled:

Damage:

*disclaimer*

i take no responsibility for loss of productivity.

Post by **Denz** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:29 am

:icon19:

Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:19 am

I know what my day will consist of in the morning

Post by **mjrpes** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:25 am

Laser guided....

Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:57 am

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:18 am

hah great stuff

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:47 am

riddla wrote:I do reckon to have all the raw materials and will be assembling a test model tomorrow :lol:

Ditto, finally a use for that laser pointer.

Post by **Dek** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:56 am

mjrpes wrote:Laser guided....

Laser sighted.. not guided.. The pencil doesn't follow the laser.. :icon19:

Post by **R00k** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:56 pm

lol, nice. I hope I can find enough maulies to build the big guy.

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:17 pm

I wish I had my camera with me today. I found some frighteningly lethal ammo for one I made. I had to disassemble it so I didn't get fired.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:10 pm

I can launch a pen across the room by barely moving my hand, gg pentricks

Post by **bork[e]** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:08 pm

You can also through a 50 cal accross the same room, but placing that same bullet in a rifle is just a bit more satisfying no?

Post by **Shmee** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:15 pm

Me and my friends used to make those in grade school from hollowed-out pens, compass needles, and rubber bands. Needless to say, I spent most of that year in detention