Drugs = terrorism!

Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:27 pm

Look, i found this totally credible news report on how Osama Bin Laden tried to kill thousands of Americans by poisoning their drugs! How very evil!!1

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly ... 33,00.html

:icon28:

Post by **rep** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:31 pm

You buy a dime bag from Stoner Joe.

Stoner Joe got it from Herbal Eddie.

Herbal Eddie got it from Carlito in Queens.

Carlito got it from Juan in Brasil.

Juan in Brasil does business on the black market with Ali Bin Mahmuhdi, purchasing weapons for the defense of his drug ring.

Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Even though a lot of the stuff that has happened in recent years defies explanation, there are real terrorists in the world that want to kill you and I. They are funded under the radar through the black market and drug trafficking.

Post by **Canis** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:33 pm

Bad Bad Bin Laden!!!

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:39 pm

what b.s. he would have tried his plan with heroin not cocaine

Post by **4days** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:54 pm

i bet old osama was sat in a big leather chair stroking a white cat when he dreamt that one up.

"muahahaha, in exchange for 10s of millions of dollars, i can kill 1000s of american crackheads - this is genius, much better than spending that much money on guns or bombs or hiring american crackheads to kill each other"

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:59 pm

rep wrote:You buy a dime bag from Stoner Joe.

Stoner Joe got it from Herbal Eddie.

Herbal Eddie got it from Carlito in Queens.

Carlito got it from Juan in Brasil.

Juan in Brasil does business on the black market with Ali Bin Mahmuhdi, purchasing weapons for the defense of his drug ring.

Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Even though a lot of the stuff that has happened in recent years defies explanation, there are real terrorists in the world that want to kill you and I. They are funded under the radar through the black market and drug trafficking.

lol rep and his wonderfully naive view of the world. drugs cause terrorists!

it's drug dealers that sell weapons to terrorists, not the American government.

who supplied saddam? oh yeah governments not drug dealers

who supplied the mujahadeen? oh yeah...

etc.

yes rep, continue being a no brain dupe

your tax dollars do way more killing than the dimebags i buy to smoke do

when will rep ever have anything worthwhile to contribute? maybe someday...

Post by **Pext** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:17 pm

junks get what they deserve.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:26 pm

A good buzz?

Post by **shadd_** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:59 pm

The evil plot failed when the Colombian drug lords bin Laden approached decided it would be bad for their business

of course it would never work. you can't just pop into the business and expect to drop a ton of coke in a day to people on the street.

the drug lords he supposedly approached probably laughed in his face and told him to fuck off.

"fux news - where the bullshit never ends"

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:21 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
rep wrote:You buy a dime bag from Stoner Joe.

Stoner Joe got it from Herbal Eddie.

Herbal Eddie got it from Carlito in Queens.

Carlito got it from Juan in Brasil.

Juan in Brasil does business on the black market with Ali Bin Mahmuhdi, purchasing weapons for the defense of his drug ring.

Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Even though a lot of the stuff that has happened in recent years defies explanation, there are real terrorists in the world that want to kill you and I. They are funded under the radar through the black market and drug trafficking.
lol rep and his wonderfully naive view of the world. drugs cause terrorists!

it's drug dealers that sell weapons to terrorists, not the American government.

who supplied saddam? oh yeah governments not drug dealers

who supplied the mujahadeen? oh yeah...

etc.

yes rep, continue being a no brain dupe

your tax dollars do way more killing than the dimebags i buy to smoke do

when will rep ever have anything worthwhile to contribute? maybe someday...

Yeah, as stupid as rep is, you can't deny that drug money finances terrorists. Yes, I know the CIA armed the mujahadeen in Afghanistan, but where do you think all of that opium money is going?

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:07 pm

Ryoki wrote:Look, i found this totally credible news report on how Osama Bin Laden tried to kill thousands of Americans by poisoning their drugs! How very evil!!1

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly ... 33,00.html

:icon28:

lol, i believed every printer-friendly word of that, especially this part

Usama bin Laden tried to buy a massive amount of cocaine, spike it with poison and sell it in the United States, hoping to kill thousands of Americans one year after the Sept. 11 attacks, The Post has learned.

if osama had played his cards right, the story would have gone something like this

Usama bin Laden tried to buy a massive amount of tobacco, spike it with nothing whatsoever and sell it in the United States, hoping to kill thousands of Americans one year after the Sept. 11 attacks, The Post has learned but declined to print because what the hell that happens every year and it's totally above board.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:09 pm

That's the most ridiculous story I've heard in a long time. GG Foxnews.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:11 pm

Nightshade wrote:Yeah, as stupid as rep is, you can't deny that drug money finances terrorists. Yes, I know the CIA armed the mujahadeen in Afghanistan, but where do you think all of that opium money is going?

and where does the prez get his cash to fund terrorism and subversion when congress says no?

actually, drug money is just one source. the contras were funded via a quid pro quo with the saudis: they pay for the contra terrorism, in return they get to buy weapons that officially they can't buy because congress said they couldn't. this was before iran-contra btw

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:29 pm

Pext wrote:junks get what they deserve.

yep.

that's a pretty good idea, too bad it's not real

would the real terrorist please stand up?

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:32 pm

rep wrote:You buy a dime bag from Stoner Joe.

Stoner Joe got it from Herbal Eddie.

Herbal Eddie got it from Carlito in Queens.

Carlito got it from Juan in Brasil.

Juan in Brasil does business on the black market with Ali Bin Mahmuhdi, purchasing weapons for the defense of his drug ring.

Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Even though a lot of the stuff that has happened in recent years defies explanation, there are real terrorists in the world that want to kill you and I. They are funded under the radar through the black market and drug trafficking.

My weeds not from Brazil rep, you ignorant moron :lol:

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:35 pm

rep wrote: Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Arab names! :icon20:

I feel terrorized!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:55 pm

rep wrote:You buy a dime bag from Stoner Joe.

Stoner Joe got it from Herbal Eddie.

Herbal Eddie got it from Carlito in Queens.

Carlito got it from Juan in Brasil.

Juan in Brasil does business on the black market with Ali Bin Mahmuhdi, purchasing weapons for the defense of his drug ring.

Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Even though a lot of the stuff that has happened in recent years defies explanation, there are real terrorists in the world that want to kill you and I. They are funded under the radar through the black market and drug trafficking.

lol I get it from the guy that grows it.

The way you describe it fucking weed would cost 50$ a gram ffs.

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:24 pm

seremtan wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Yeah, as stupid as rep is, you can't deny that drug money finances terrorists. Yes, I know the CIA armed the mujahadeen in Afghanistan, but where do you think all of that opium money is going?
and where does the prez get his cash to fund terrorism and subversion when congress says no?

The Cocaine Importation Agency.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:01 pm

Actualy... I'm not trying to spread conspiracy here or anything but I can actualy attest that there are some very crooked cops out there that sell cocaine to street dealers.

Post by **Pext** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:50 pm

R00k wrote:A good buzz?

i'm not talking about potheads. i'm talking about the crack maniacs that stab your wife for 5 bucks.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:35 pm

rep wrote:dime bag

how much weed can you get for a dime anyway?

Post by **rep** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:29 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
rep wrote:You buy a dime bag from Stoner Joe.

Stoner Joe got it from Herbal Eddie.

Herbal Eddie got it from Carlito in Queens.

Carlito got it from Juan in Brasil.

Juan in Brasil does business on the black market with Ali Bin Mahmuhdi, purchasing weapons for the defense of his drug ring.

Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Even though a lot of the stuff that has happened in recent years defies explanation, there are real terrorists in the world that want to kill you and I. They are funded under the radar through the black market and drug trafficking.
lol rep and his wonderfully naive view of the world. drugs cause terrorists!

it's drug dealers that sell weapons to terrorists, not the American government.

who supplied saddam? oh yeah governments not drug dealers

who supplied the mujahadeen? oh yeah...

etc.

yes rep, continue being a no brain dupe

your tax dollars do way more killing than the dimebags i buy to smoke do

when will rep ever have anything worthwhile to contribute? maybe someday...

Listen up, you fresh off the boat stinking pile of cat shit... Terrorism happens in GEOFFWORLD and in the real world. As I clearly have said before, while the events of the past few years have been fishy, there are real terrorists out there who want to kill you and I. They want to kill me first because I'm a real American and I'm more valuable than you to society. The size 18 font equates to smaking you so hard in the mouth that your testes shatter from the shockwave. Cry about it. Real terrorists don't buy their weapons by legal means. Since drugs are illegal in most self-respecting countries, they all at some point in their existence make their way through illegal channels (read: the black market).

Go smoke a bowl, you ignorant little prick. I'll make sure to make it quick and painless for you when the cleansing time (World War III) comes.

Don't bother replying. I already know what you'll say, and you're done anyways.

If you think your stash of hash is clean, think again. Remember where Stoner Joe gets his seeds from.

Post by **shadd_** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:30 pm

seremtan wrote:
rep wrote:dime bag
how much weed can you get for a dime anyway?

10 cents worth.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:41 am

Post by **Big Kahuna Burger** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:18 am

rep wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
rep wrote:You buy a dime bag from Stoner Joe.

Stoner Joe got it from Herbal Eddie.

Herbal Eddie got it from Carlito in Queens.

Carlito got it from Juan in Brasil.

Juan in Brasil does business on the black market with Ali Bin Mahmuhdi, purchasing weapons for the defense of his drug ring.

Ali Bin Mahmuhdi does business with Al Zarqawi.

Even though a lot of the stuff that has happened in recent years defies explanation, there are real terrorists in the world that want to kill you and I. They are funded under the radar through the black market and drug trafficking.
lol rep and his wonderfully naive view of the world. drugs cause terrorists!

it's drug dealers that sell weapons to terrorists, not the American government.

who supplied saddam? oh yeah governments not drug dealers

who supplied the mujahadeen? oh yeah...

etc.

yes rep, continue being a no brain dupe

your tax dollars do way more killing than the dimebags i buy to smoke do

when will rep ever have anything worthwhile to contribute? maybe someday...
Listen up, you fresh off the boat stinking pile of cat shit... Terrorism happens in GEOFFWORLD and in the real world. As I clearly have said before, while the events of the past few years have been fishy, there are real terrorists out there who want to kill you and I. They want to kill me first because I'm a real American and I'm more valuable than you to society. The size 18 font equates to smaking you so hard in the mouth that your testes shatter from the shockwave. Cry about it. Real terrorists don't buy their weapons by legal means. Since drugs are illegal in most self-respecting countries, they all at some point in their existence make their way through illegal channels (read: the black market).

Go smoke a bowl, you ignorant little prick. I'll make sure to make it quick and painless for you when the cleansing time (World War III) comes.

Don't bother replying. I already know what you'll say, and you're done anyways.

If you think your stash of hash is clean, think again. Remember where Stoner Joe gets his seeds from.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

it's just pot :lol:

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