1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually and realizes her man needs to have sex at least once a day -- even if she's not in the mood herself.
3) She doesn't nag or talk too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much or hold grudges.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping and doesn't expect him to do anything. And, when he does help, she is very appreciative.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy all the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) She lets him go to strip clubs and he never has to lie to her about where he goes.
the perfect bitch
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Re: the perfect bitch
1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually
3) She doesn't nag too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy most of the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) He never has to lie to her about where he goes.
I modified the list to fit the woman I married.
2) She does it all sexually
3) She doesn't nag too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy most of the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) He never has to lie to her about where he goes.
I modified the list to fit the woman I married.
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Re: the perfect bitch
hate wrote:1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually and realizes her man needs to have sex at least once a day -- even if she's not in the mood herself.
3) She doesn't nag or talk too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much or hold grudges.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping and doesn't expect him to do anything. And, when he does help, she is very appreciative.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy all the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) She lets him go to strip clubs and he never has to lie to her about where he goes.
some of them are cool and some of them are lame such as "She is content and happy all the time". thats asking a bit too much and would get really monotonous.
i think you should add a few:
13) She is rational and logical.
14) She is interesting to talk to and charismatic.
Re: the perfect bitch
what, like gandhi?Chupacabra wrote:charismatic