So were gonna see B.Spears Muff for real now then?

Post by **o'dium** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:02 pm

Dunno if you heard, but bitch tits is gonna record her kids birth and show it on TV on her reality TV show... Heh...

Too bad shes an ugly cow. Ahh whatever i still would...

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:06 pm

itll be censored, obviously.
like that show i want a famous face, they censor all types-o-nudity, yet we can see someones insides getting carved in all its glory :icon14:

Post by **lars63** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:24 pm

So true and the gore is much worse than any nudity i've ever seen *imo*

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:57 pm

Do you know what happens to a 'muff' in labor? I'd rather not.

Post by **plained** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:58 pm

thats one lucky kid i tell you yo

Post by **shadd_** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:03 pm

dzjepp wrote:Do you know what happens to a 'muff' in labor? I'd rather not.

child birth is pretty cool tbh. some wild colour on a placenta.

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:05 pm

Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.

All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.

Post by **Denz** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:06 pm

*throws TV in Garbage*

Post by **rep** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:07 pm

What became of subtlety?

Post by **raw** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:15 pm

saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.

All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.

I JUST came from that description. Time to go change my pants.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:17 pm

saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.

All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.

feces?

Post by **^misantropia^** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:20 pm

Poo. It happens.

Post by **brisk** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:23 pm

Chupacabra wrote:
saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.

All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
feces?

arschebirth.

Post by **sliver** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:23 pm

You aren't going to see the kid come out of her, just her screeching face and her holding the kid afterward. She said as much in an interview.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:24 pm

brisk wrote:
Chupacabra wrote:
saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.

All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
feces?
arschebirth.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:25 pm

fuck that for a laugh

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:27 pm

I seen a baby being born on tv...it was all screaming and then it got to a point where it just slopped out...sounded horrible... :S

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:18 pm

since we we're all born - unless there are any c-section kids here - we've all seen this from the goatse side already

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:48 pm

seremtan wrote:since we we're all born - unless there are any c-section kids here - we've all seen this from the goatse side already

Yep, it's not that we're too young to remember, it's just PTSD blocking it out.

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:15 pm

raw wrote:
saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.

All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
I JUST came from that description. Time to go change my pants.

I'll pm you the pregnant ho-porn links.

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:17 pm

Chupacabra wrote:
saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.

All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
feces?

it's normal....a baby is pushed through the narrow birthcanal (enormously stretched vagina!) in the pelvis and basically pushing the poo out of the mum's rectum/anus.

Post by **shadd_** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:19 pm

if they have time before the actual birth an enema is given though right?

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:20 pm

sometimes....it's not the end of the world

Post by **KingManULTRA** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:22 pm

She named her kid "Muff"...?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:23 am

Yeah... seeing a pregnant chick giving birth.... fucking gross you fucking retard.