Beaches

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:06 pm

Why is it that at beaches the chicks that look the worst wear the least? Or is this just a maritime thing?

Post by **bitWISE** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:13 pm

Sounds like you're going to the wrong beaches. When I went on vacation I only saw two or three bikini chicks I wouldn't dare look at again. I think staying at a resort on the beach helped filter out all the whores with 3 kids and a GED. I think it cost my gf's dad $20k to buy his timeshare :icon28:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:20 pm

Oh there was a lot of bikini's that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the 50 year old walking around with no bikini and an open shirt.

Post by **plained** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:23 pm

why youve not seen some hippy type ladies before?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:29 pm

Unfortunately I have, why can't they be like that when they're 20 and actualy have something nice to look at?

Post by **plained** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:31 pm

sommy to do with the 1950's maybee dunno

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:10 pm

bitWISE wrote:Sounds like you're going to the wrong beaches. When I went on vacation I only saw two or three bikini chicks I wouldn't dare look at again. I think staying at a resort on the beach helped filter out all the whores with 3 kids and a GED. I think it cost my gf's dad $20k to buy his timeshare :icon28:

Yeah I deal with timeshares all day long, it's my job. 20k is an average price for one.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:12 pm

how does the timeshare work exactly? 20k for how long?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:40 pm

bitWISE wrote:Sounds like you're going to the wrong beaches.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:53 pm

Well it depends what you buy, there's multiple programs but the first type of timeshare or the one that used to be most common and probably still is today is like this.

You buy a place at a resort for one week per year. We'll just say a week for now to keep it simple and it's most common. So for that week, say july 4th week every year it belongs to you for life as long as you can pay an upkeep which can be anywhere from 100$ a year to 2000$ maybe more who knows.

Sometimes it's in a big complex with a bunch of other units and other times it might be an individual private house on a property with many houses that all belong to that resort/timeshare.

And that's basicly a timeshare. Some have 20 year limits or 40 some are flexible meaning they can vary dates and unit # from year to year and there's a lot more.

My buisness deals with timeshare owners that don't feel like going wherever they bought cause they're sick of it. So they give me the week they own and they can trade it in for another week somewhere else that someone else gave us cause they too were sick of it. It's tricky though cause a lot of people don't know enough about it or understand what's a good deal and what's a blatant rip off. I might give up this job someday and go sell these things myself the comission you get for it is insane and being an RCI agent gives me a really big advantage cause I know the in's an out of how the buisness really works and a lot of people that sell them have no clue.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:16 pm

I hear its a big money making thing.

So who cleans up the place and stuff? There are hired maids?

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:19 pm

dunno what your problem is. last time i was in the med the beach was full of topless 20-something babes with big round firm breasts. you must be canadian or something

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:44 pm

Chupacabra wrote:I hear its a big money making thing.

So who cleans up the place and stuff? There are hired maids?

That's what the yearly fee is bascily for. The resort owners take care of the place like a hotel. You're correct too it is a very big money making thing. It CAN be worth it though if you're either lucky or someone like me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:45 pm

seremtan wrote:dunno what your problem is. last time i was in the med the beach was full of topless 20-something babes with big round firm breasts. you must be canadian or something

Sadly,

where are you from anyway?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:47 pm

Post by **4days** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:48 pm

seremtan wrote:dunno what your problem is. last time i was in the med the beach was full of topless 20-something babes with big round firm breasts. you must be canadian or something

aye same. you went to greece for your hols as well though eh?

Post by **bitWISE** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:40 pm

Chupacabra wrote:how does the timeshare work exactly? 20k for how long?

Waste of money IMO. The one they bought was in Cali but they traded for one in West Palm Beach. We basically stayed in a nice 2 bedroom apartment for a week.

Post by **Canidae** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:44 pm

I went to a beach in Quebec. They sell beer and charge admission there.

Post by **bitWISE** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:51 pm

Canidae wrote:I went to a beach in Quebec. They sell beer and charge admission there.

Sounds like Pauly's house but with less HMS

Post by **Don Carlos** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:17 pm

I went to a beech party yesterday

Was amazing

Few snaps for you

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[lvlshot]http://web.ukonline.co.uk/c.slocombe/beech4.jpg[/lvlshot]

[lvlshot]http://web.ukonline.co.uk/c.slocombe/beech5.jpg[/lvlshot]

[lvlshot]http://web.ukonline.co.uk/c.slocombe/beech6.jpg[/lvlshot]

Fun was had by 1 and all

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:17 pm

Canidae wrote:I went to a beach in Quebec. They sell beer and charge admission there.

Beer on the beach is cool... We had the cops dump ours out

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:50 pm

Large women!

The blond dressed in black look ok though. I shoulda took a couple pics of the chicks I was out with

Most had boyfriends anyway

Post by **saturn** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:05 pm

lol, look at those british albinos. Hope you didnt get sunburnt too much

p.s. someone call Greenpeace to get that whale back to sea.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:07 pm

saturn wrote:
p.s. someone call Greenpeace to get that whale back to sea.

LOL

Post by **Don Carlos** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:15 pm

saturn wrote:
p.s. someone call Greenpeace to get that whale back to sea.

Nasty bastard

*snicker*