I HAVE STOLEN THE INTERNET

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:14 am

all of internet are now belong to me

what shall i do with it ?

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:16 am

Give it back, bucko.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:18 am

nuh uh, mine now

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:20 am

I've got a snapping turtle and he's traind to jump slightly under waist high. :icon6:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:22 am

*shoves wok down there*

if he can get through that then the bugger deserves em

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:23 am

I've just fitted him with armor piercing liners on his mouth.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:24 am

nah, my dogs just raped it and it jus scuttled off looking rather pregnant

congrats dude your gunna be a grandaddy

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:27 am

fuck.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:27 am

argh fair enough, ill abort them for you

**grabs coat hanger**

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:29 am

Don't forget the vacuum.

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:31 am

Only fair since you let your dogs violate snappie.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:31 am

snappies a slag, get over it

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:32 am

The love for a child blinds one.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:34 am

awwww *wubbles*

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:47 am

*sniff*

I should have realized when all the amphibians in the neighborhood were always at my back door.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:50 pm

have you really stolen the internet? or just the fake i left out as a decoy.

a-haaaaaa...

Post by **diego** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:24 pm

sheep shagger

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:00 pm

i have teh realz internet and am now counterfeiting it

diego wrote:sheep shagger

got wool in my eye

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:51 pm

Wool chafing.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:54 pm

First electricity, then the internet.

Prioritize.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:24 pm

losCHUNK wrote:i have teh realz internet and am now counterfeiting

if you hold it up to the light and doesn't have goatse on it, it's not the real internet

you've been had

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:44 pm

YOUVE GOT FAKE INTERNET HAR HAR

Post by **Pext** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:45 pm

btw: what's this internet thing, everyone is talking about?

Post by **Pext** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:45 pm

is it the same as the world wide web?

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:46 pm

Very similar indeed.