The official Q3W poem part one

[sys0p]

I would be embarrassed to post that.

lol you fucking liar, you'd climb over your dying mum to be able to post something like this

[Don Carlos]

Put forks in your ears
That will do the job

[Transient]

I'm not in it.

Pretty funny tho. :icon14:

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

very nice work pauly

[DooMer]

I like what I see. (I'm looking at my weewee.)

[losCHUNK]

heh, great stuff

[+JuggerNaut+]

I would be embarrassed to post that.

this must hold true for your pic that was never posted

[o'dium]

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

[Denz]

Fly's under the radar again.

[tnf]

That's pretty damn good, even if I am not in it yet...

[tnf]

We need casedogg to put a beat to it and rap it.

[Geebs]

pete only posts after hitting the drano
while tnf's maimed by a tiny volcano

[Geebs]

you have to say "tnf" as one syllable, though

[andyman]

Tyenaf

[tnf]

would it help if you just said the whole "tumor necrosis factor"?

[Geebs]

'sokay, I figured it out

[rep]

Yawn.

You took time to make this? What a nerd.

[Guest]

Here we see raw and his love for the fishes,
Here we see Geoff at home with the dishes.

:lol:

[Pauly]

Yawn.

You took time to make this? What a nerd.

WTF? Byron, Shakespeare and myself rise above such insults.

[Pauly]

OK here is the latest epic to reflect my mood today. This little gem is called "Bitterness"

Splash the rain falls.
A fork a spoon
Open thine eyes
rep is a twat.

[MKJ]

im not in there :P

[Testoclesius]

The ode to Quake3World

Here we see Don Carlos and his love for cars,
Here we saw sys0p in jail, rogered up the arse.

Here we see Kracus spouting shit dressed as Spock
Here we see Casedogg show his love for cock.

Here we see Memphis who is drunk again,
Here we hope to see rep banned and we all shout "WHEN?"

Here we see Toxicbug and his tough guy act
Here we see Julios and his love for fact.

Here we see raw and his love for the fishes,
Here we see Geoff at home with the dishes.

Here we see nightshade and his love for bikes,
Here we see chiQ and her love for dykes.

Here we see Knowfury posting her pics
Here we tease Duke, well, just for kicks.

Here we see Saturn and Geebs, the Q3W docs,
Here we see Pauly, who just simply rocks.

Here we see DooMer firing some napalm,
Here we see Booger who's old and lives on a farm.

Here we see Gramps, old and bald,
Here we see Doombrain saying "Great if thats all you can afford"

Here we see Feedback with his Kung Fu laser eyes,
Here we see Havox with his multiple goodbyes.

Here we see DruM with his gargantuan nose,
Here we see Wabbit who can't see her toes.

"Where is this place?" the internet yelled.
Why, it's here at quake3world.

It's moving isn't it?

wheres the bit about me nerd? :lol: actually you need to dedicate an entire poem to me :lol:

[Pauly]

I will do one just for you mate. I will try to capture your awesomeness.

[rep]

Honest to God truth? I'm the Ring Master, Testoclesius is the Lion Tamer, Freakaloin is the anti-Mime, but the rest of you are fucking clowns and bearded ladies. I run this circus. Capiche?

[Pauly]

Testo Westo Piddly Poo.

He comes from the land of the criminal
His vocab is often minimal
He abuses nerds,
with very few words
With a supermodel girl on his arm
How can any woman refuse his charm
He brings so much to this place
He has such a 'unique' face
Some call him useless A B B O (fucking admins filtering words)
But I think he is fabbo
Some think he is a pesto
But I say no nerd, that's just Testo.

There was tear in my eye as I composed that epic mate.