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Don Carlos
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Post by Don Carlos »

Rumour has it that your wife is complaining about your dish washing abilities. So i thought this might help:

http://www.spesh.com/danny/writing/washdishes.html

If your as illiterate as we all think you are, here are some diagrams

http://junctionof-ot-function.com/activ ... shing.html

Hope this helps both you and your wife.
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

actually, this isn't quite correct as they have the steps.

i always rinse the back of the dish first, then the front, JUST in case.

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Post by seremtan »

Miranda Mowbray asks if there might be a lock condition in the original algorithm? Her paper asks the question: "if the washing is being processed by two or more washers in parallel who both try to pick up the same item from the Soaking Stack? If the item is big it can be washed by more than one washer at once, but if it's a teaspoon you might get a tug of war. (Parallel processing is my favourite method of washing up.)" It's true that the algorithm is neither thread safe as it stands, nor is it re-entrant. Which is to say, if you leave the washing up, and then someone else joins in to help you, any of the stacks could get corrupted.
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Post by Don Carlos »

I missed that bit of genius LOL
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lol
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Post by Denz »

HAHAHA!! :icon19:
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Post by Pext »

C++ ? lol...
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Re: Geoff

Post by Pooinyourmouth_needmerge »

Don Carlos wrote:Rumour has it that your wife is complaining about your dish washing abilities.

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It's not a rumour really. It's a statment that belongs in that fact thread.
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Post by PHILAMONSTER »

should have married a mexican...
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Post by Freakaloin »

i don't do the dishes morons...but think it if it makes u feel better about urselves...
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