The official Q3W poem part one

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:33 pm

The ode to Quake3World

Here we see Don Carlos and his love for cars,
Here we saw sys0p in jail, rogered up the arse.

Here we see Kracus spouting shit dressed as Spock
Here we see Casedogg show his love for cock.

Here we see Memphis who is drunk again,
Here we hope to see rep banned and we all shout "WHEN?"

Here we see Toxicbug and his tough guy act
Here we see Julios and his love for fact.

Here we see raw and his love for the fishes,
Here we see Geoff at home with the dishes.

Here we see nightshade and his love for bikes,
Here we see chiQ and her love for dykes.

Here we see Knowfury posting her pics
Here we tease Duke, well, just for kicks.

Here we see Saturn and Geebs, the Q3W docs,
Here we see Pauly, who just simply rocks.

Here we see DooMer firing some napalm,
Here we see Booger who's old and lives on a farm.

Here we see Gramps, old and bald,
Here we see Doombrain saying "Great if thats all you can afford"

Here we see Feedback with his Kung Fu laser eyes,
Here we see Havox with his multiple goodbyes.

Here we see DruM with his gargantuan nose,
Here we see Wabbit who can't see her toes.

"Where is this place?" the internet yelled.
Why, it's here at quake3world.

It's moving isn't it?

Post by **Ryoki** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:35 pm

i can dig it

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:35 pm

It's art.

I can say what I like.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:36 pm

Part 2 is already in the making. It's gonna be a bestseller.

Post by **shadd_** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:45 pm

it needs some more effort.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:48 pm

You think so? I mean I don't know. It took a lot of work. Not because I was bored and had 5 minutes to kill or anything.

Part 2 though, wow, now that is going to be excellent.

Post by **shadd_** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:49 pm

'Here we see raw and his love for the fishes
and Geoff at home washing the dishes.'

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:50 pm

Here is an exclusive trailer for part 2:

Here we see soapboy avoiding sex
Here we see nerds chatting up women with their PC specs

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:51 pm

Here we see shadd giving his view
Here we see everyone shout "who are you?"

Post by **shadd_** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:52 pm

here we see pauly writing poems
he tiries and tries but nobody's home

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:53 pm

That was...pure...art.

Pauly for God-Emperor of the Universe.

Post by **bork[e]** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:57 pm

I would be embarrassed to post that.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:59 pm

bork[e] wrote:I would be embarrassed to post that.

LOL

Good one.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:00 pm

Here we see bork[e] trying to use an alt
But using the same i.p what a dork[e]

Post by **shiznit** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:00 pm

:icon19: It's the Q3W elementary poem, sort of simple but has a bit of funny hidden away.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:01 pm

Funny? It's fucking poetry!

Post by **saturn** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:02 pm

I dig the flow

Post by **brisk** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:03 pm

pooetry.

Post by **brisk** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:03 pm

or indeed, pooentry. LOL. I'm sure a wordsmith.

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:03 pm

Peasants. That's the problem here. Uncultured peasants.

Post by **4days** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:05 pm

lol.

nice poem star.

Post by **saturn** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:06 pm

I'm honored to be in the same verse as Pauly

Post by **Geebs** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:16 pm

I'm honoured to be in the same verse as me. I'd like to thank God, my mom and my manager, in that order.

hate's on the firewater getting his jollies
while o'dium's sure that there's not enough polys

Post by **Don Carlos** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:19 pm

Pauly, that was beautiful

Post by **feedback** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:43 pm

Here we see Havox with his multiple goodbyes.

mfufuuf

but seriously I've tried to will cancer onto him from over the internet