Public Restroom Humor

Post by **Brian Slade** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:41 am

http://unsolvedmysteries.com/usm423040.html

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

Can I come over to your place after while?

Ok, this question is just wacky but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!" Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"

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Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:56 am

Post by **mjrpes** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:59 am

literal lol

Post by **shiznit** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:01 am

Post by **stocktroll** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:22 am

Post by **Chupacabra** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:59 am

Post by **Transient** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:09 am

Post by **Geebs** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:38 am

Not as funny as the last time you got your head flushed for being a goth pedo fag, P:E:V:O

Post by **Canis** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:43 am

:lol:

Post by **Brian Slade** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:44 am

Never happened Greebs, and keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself. Or R&R Fag.

Post by **Geebs** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:49 am

I've always wanted to know, what's it like being played by and then deciding you want to marry a fat munter?

Post by **glossy** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:24 am

Geebs wrote:Not as funny as the last time you got your head flushed for being a goth pedo fag, P:E:V:O

the story was funny, this post was funnier