My wife was so desperate to marry me

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:36 pm

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/7/5/2477/92953

jesus...were fucked...

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:54 pm

fuck u...

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:56 pm

any questions?

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:53 pm

golly gosh what a revelation

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:05 pm

more:

Foreign Policy

Al Qaida/Taliban: World domination - do it our way or we attack
American Taliban: World domination - do it our way or we attack
Liberals: Peace and international cooperation

Executing Minors

Al Qaida/Taliban: Executing Minors OK
American Taliban: Executing Minors OK
Liberals: Find this to be a barbaric and embarrassing practice

Pop Culture

Al Qaida/Taliban: Hate it... kill it
American Taliban: Hate it... ban it
Liberals: Laugh at it... boycott it

Self-image

Al Qaida/Taliban: Belief in their own infallibility
American Taliban: Belief in their own infallibility
Liberals: Willingness to consider other viewpoints

God

Al Qaida/Taliban: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
American Taliban: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
Liberals: God may or may not exist and will not help us kill anyone

Stem Cell Research

Al Qaida/Taliban: No Stem cell research
American Taliban: No Stem cell research
Liberals: Stem cell research

Leaders

Al Qaida/Taliban: God choose Osama Bin Laden to defeat the Great Satan
American Taliban: God choose George W. Bush to lead us
Liberals: God didn't choose anyone

Use of Force

Al Qaida/Taliban: As a means of propagating a world view
American Taliban: As a means of propagating a world view
Liberals: As a last resort

Bush's War in Iraq

Al Qaida/Taliban: Love it!
American Taliban: Love it!
Liberals: It's a disaster

Press

Al Qaida/Taliban: Control of the Press
American Taliban: Manipulation of the Press
Liberals: Freedom of the Press

Free Speech

Al Qaida/Taliban: Anyone who disagrees with us is an infidel and must be silenced
American Taliban: Anyone who disagrees with us is a traitor and must be silenced
Liberals: Anyone who disagrees with us is in for a spirited discussion

Individuals

Al Qaida/Taliban: Conform or else
American Taliban: Conform or else
Liberals: Embrace diversity

Cooperation

Al Qaida/Taliban: You're either with us or against us
American Taliban: You're either with us or against us
Liberals: We're all in this together

Tolerance

Al Qaida/Taliban: Death to the infidels
American Taliban: Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
Liberals: Live and let live

Conscience

Al Qaida/Taliban: Obedience to authority
American Taliban: Obedience to authority
Liberals: Critical reflection

Origins

Al Qaida/Taliban: Universe and man created 6,000 years ago by God
American Taliban: Universe and man created 6,000 years ago by God
Liberals: The Universe began as we know it at least 14 billion years ago, maybe more

Leaders

Al Qaida/Taliban: Subservient to will of its leaders
American Taliban: Subservient to will of its leaders
Liberals: Will served by Representative government

Fear

Al Qaida/Taliban: Life is scary and uncertain, seek refuge in moral absolutes and scorn those that threaten those absolutes
American Taliban: Life is scary and uncertain, seek refuge in moral absolutes and scorn those that threaten those absolutes
Liberals: Life is scary and uncertain, seek refuge in accepting that respect for our fellow man and the individual choices he/she makes is eminently moral

Women

Al Qaida/Taliban: A woman's place is in the home
American Taliban: A woman's place is in the home
Liberals: A woman's place is wherever she wants it to be

Marriage

Al Qaida/Taliban: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
American Taliban: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
Liberals: Marriage is between any two people who love each other

Post by **Geebs** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:53 pm

Die in a tree hugging accident

Post by **Survivor** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:56 pm

Nice list. Didn't bother to google where you got it from.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:57 pm

Hey I just figured it out, freakaloin isn't really married, doesn't have kids but has a little brother and sister and the reason he's always home is because he still lives with his mom!

Post by **Survivor** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:00 pm

Ah sorry, it seems you really did make something yourself.

Edit: I bothered googling.

Post by **plained** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:01 pm

well i thgink youve now found your place

like i sayd , sommy about the intergration and with the find of niche

:glad:

Post by **plained** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:01 pm

coucre i doen mean the topic at all :

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:25 pm

Stem Cell Research

Al Qaida/Taliban: No Stem cell research
American Taliban: No Stem cell research
Liberals: Stem cell research

not sure al-qa'eda actually have a policy on stem cell research, chump

Tolerance

Al Qaida/Taliban: Death to the infidels
American Taliban: Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
Liberals: Live and let live

to be fair, only that psycho bitch Ann Coulter thinks this, but i suppose you're going to don your tinfoil hat and tell me they all do but she's the only one with the sack to actually say it