cops around here hate hillbillies like me

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:07 pm

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3252707

this is just a few miles down the road...i went to college there. i got arrested once by the cocksuckers becuz my exgirlbitch decided she was gonna break in my apartment and steal my cat...i chased her down the street and waved down a cop. i told him she stole my cat but he let her leave with the cat...i told em i was gona file a report and they hit me with a flashlight and arrested me. another time some drunk driver hit my wifes parked car...i ran outside and caught the drunk whore trying to drive off...i stopped her and when the cops came i told them she was drunk, total the car and there were 8-10 empty beer cans in here car...they said they were letting her go without even a ticket. when i protested they said to shut up or go to jail...fuck that place and u to...

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:09 pm

they normally treat trailer trash potheads like that here, too.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:09 pm

they treat everyone like that around there...

Post by **Canidae** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:10 pm

Sounds like you get no respect, not even at home.
It might have to do with the fact that you carry your wife's purse everywhere...

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:12 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:they normally treat trailer trash potheads like that here, too.

:icon19:

BURN

Post by **Geebs** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:12 pm

Heh, the police are just distracting Geoff for a while so the Chief can get finishhed with Mrs. Pop

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:14 pm

Texas :lol:

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:16 pm

i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...

Post by **saturn** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:16 pm

Ge0ff :lol:

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:22 pm

Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...

you must have been pretty stoned to go down on a cop :lol:

Post by **tnf** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:23 pm

Sounds like an episode of cops..

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:25 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...
you must have been pretty stoned to go down on a cop :lol:

u must be stoned now cuz i was talking about the guy who saved the dude from drowning...idiot...

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:26 pm

fuck u...

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:26 pm

Freakaloin wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...
you must have been pretty stoned to go down on a cop :lol:
u must be stoned now cuz i was talking about the guy who saved the dude from drowning...idiot...

you fantasized about the quote, f@g, blame your h0m0 erotic mind.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:29 pm

Campus cops :icon19:

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:33 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:Campus cops :icon19:

he was probably fisted as a teen in the housewares section at walmart by asset protection. bad memories

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:34 pm

no city cops...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:00 pm

Post by **netrex** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:35 pm

That's just laughable.. They're probably retarded.. How stupid is it possible to become? Seriously.

Post by **reefsurfer** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:38 pm

Freakaloin wrote: this is why i hate Freakaloin around here...

Freakaloin wrote:Im gay..

Freakaloin wrote:Fuck you...

Freakaloin wrote:N e questions?

Freakaloin wrote:Im a housewife blah blah...

Freakaloin wrote:Jellus?

Freakaloin wrote: Crushed

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:42 pm

i win...

Post by **andyman** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:51 pm

You remind me of the guy from Reno 911 that had his cock stuck in the birdhouse

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:05 pm

only morons watch that show...good job...

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:33 pm

Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...

lol, CSI Hicksville

"the fibre we found under the dead girl's fingernails matches the dustpan brush we found in your house, Mr Freakaloin. You're going down..."

cops around here hate hillbillies like me

cops around here hate hillbillies like me

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