How to raise cahs quick

Post by **tnf** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:59 pm

Check the sperm bank.

Post by **tnf** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:03 pm

But won't that give them a mixture of about 100 or so people's love chowder?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:04 pm

getting more bang for your buck

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:05 pm

nah, thats to much of an english tradition

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:12 pm

where the feck are you going ?

was in revs on fri and the amount of talent in there was shocking

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:16 pm

thats your problem, STANABOUT

that place is a fucking dive (although for fatty hunting it is w1n)

an nah dude, apart from the RnB gangsta wanabies (which you can see a mile off), the majority of the place is pretty decent

Post by **mik0rs** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:21 pm

I will look at Revolution again soon.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:22 pm

Memphis wrote:That's exactly why I don't go there. It's just randow low-level house tunes with no fucking urgency, or bullshit wigga rapper wannabes standing in every single fucking doorway in the joint

stick to the downstairs slag (or garden)

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:25 pm

neg, its by far the best place in the port

not bad access to the bar, decent seating, beer garden, outside bars, decent choons (which is a big change from BANANAS

), inside + outside dance floors

if you want to only go there then its gunna be shite (like everywhere else) but if you just end up there then its a qualiteh night

((still miss JH though

)

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:32 pm

quickguide to newport clubs

walkabout - you like standing this is teh place for you

yates - dont wanna beer ? good, cus youll never get served in this heep

ott's - you got no money, cocktails n shit are 2 4 1 yo cus this place isnt gunna get the business on looks

zanzibar - got drugs ? want drugs ? go here, bunch of 15 year olds not knowing what the fuck theyre doing

chicago rock - grab a granny

baltica - CD's joint

la bamba - want the feel of an overcrowded house party ? youll love it

revs - gangsta wannabies rejoice

TJ's - shoes stuck to the floor and pints served in cans with a water ski to the toilets, a truely fine establishment

Post by **mik0rs** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:35 pm

Memphis wrote:
mik0rs wrote:I will look at Revolution again soon.
When you down next?

I'm back living in Wales now.

Edit:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:43 pm

page and spoons are pubs =P

well page is technically a pub

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:44 pm

also basement aint been mentioned

place is ok if you like staggering around wondering what the fuck is going on because the entire joint is just one big spin out

and reflex LOL, rubix cubes dangling off the ceiling with a 10 foot picture of david hasselhoff, good if you want to get drunk and play on the spinny chairs absolute bollox if you want a good night

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:45 pm

Memphis wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:page and spoons are pubs =P

well page is technically a pub
So is Yates

thats more of a club since its revamp though innit though

Post by **mik0rs** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:46 pm

So that Zanzibar shithole is still open? Gadzooks.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:47 pm

indeed, aint been there since i was about 16

Post by **eepberries** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:47 pm

Where's Kracus? He hasn't boasted how great an idea selling drugs would be yet

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:49 pm

The Page is £1 a pint on fridays...hell i stay in there for an hour, get steamin on about £7 and fuck off to Revs/Reflex/Breeze for the rest of the night.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:50 pm

Oh yeh, Spoons for a few pitchers of RB & Vokda

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:51 pm

ooo we missed breeze, place is good for a build up to the night

with games of pool on piss soaked cloth if need be

and aye, but since the page is right up the other end of town i just buy a few cans from kwik save before we go out and work our way up to revs

edit: dc, you hear about beer busters ? it burnt down :icon23: :icon23: :icon23: :icon23:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:55 pm

lol, thats why its a build up place, if you go upstairs or away from the dance floor you usually find the girls that are on theyre way to revs =P... the rest of them are prolly off to zanziclart or someshit

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:56 pm

Zanziclart is mate
Besides, in other bars inthe port i dont see "Nurses" dancin on bars...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:57 pm

Don Carlos wrote:Zanziclart is mate
Besides, in other bars inthe port i dont see "Nurses" dancin on bars...

also a good point

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:57 pm

it depends wha mood your in though

like the only places i have a real hate for is walkabout

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:58 pm

But as chunk says, its a build up place
Revs is the pace to be for some quality funky house or basement (when it reopens...) for some quality indie.
Also, i love the RIverside Tavern for a few bevies, and some top music too.