Moments ago...

[rep]

I lost an easy bet and I had to be the man as always and stick wasabi cashews (rolled in extra wasabi powder, gee thanks.) in each nostril for a full minute and take at least three deep breaths.

While all of you would have died from the pain, I lived through it long enough and remained imperturbable, with intentions of tricking someone else into doing it because, "I swear man, it doesn't hurt." It worked. Unfortunately it was a girl who stepped up and did it so I look like the cock of the night.

My mind was on fire, and my eyes felt like they were boiling from the inside out. Even after flushing with water I can't smell much.

I can definitely say from experience that it's more painful than having habañero juice rubbed into your eyes.

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[Canidae]

But it can't be as painful a having to read your posts

[-SKID-]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzing!

[glossy]

n1 canid

[rep]

Notice how it's always the same group of failures who pat each other on the back regardless of how good the zinger actually is, and in this case it was a complete miss.

[sliver]

Canidae's comment may not have been pithy and glib, rEp, but it was most assuredly true.

[glossy]

actually, it was spot on.

[Chupacabra]

ever try the habenero juice in the eyes?

[dzjepp]

Notice how it's always the same group of failures who pat each other on the back regardless of how good the zinger actually is, and in this case it was a complete miss.

[4g3nt_Smith]

Notice how it's always the same group of failures who pat each other on the back regardless of how good the zinger actually is, and in this case it was a complete miss.

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[glossy]

*icon19seizure*

[MKJ]

note how rep always tries to dismiss the ownage by either leaving or posting "note how its always the same group of people..."

[dzjepp]

First one is here in case you missed it:

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6995

[Grudge]

So, tricking a girl to put wasabi nuts up her nose makes you a real tough guy?

[rep]

It is the same group of people. I've obviously destroyed you since you can't help but to troll me all the time. Broken records. :lol:

I know who to expect... It's always the same six or seven clowns.

P.S. DJ Zepp, be funnier. "L33t l1ek J3ffK w4sn'T FUNNIE n 2OO1 an 1t ins"t Funne n0w, k jaja???!!!111one"

[Grudge]

But you thrive on the attention, don't you.

[rep]

But you thrive on the attention, don't you.

Like a vampyr.

Here, this is pretty nerdy, but I've compiled a list of the reasons why I've destroyed you (More than seven, but out of the list there are seven that stand out.):

dzjepp - No idea why. Collateral damage.
riddla - Bandwagoneer. (Check out that sketch thread where I posted 10-20 minute doodles of crap and he's trying to ride me because certainly no one can be that good. LMAO, they were horrible, but served their purpose as illustrations I thought.)
4g3nt_Smith - Because I don't like the idea of kids stealing innovations and then being praised like they're the best thing since sliced bread. ("Oh Mozilla, your tabbed browsing is so innovative! How did you ever come up with the idea?" -MainStreamMedia. "It's simple. When Al Gore invented the Internet with Mozilla's help, we knew there would have to be a way to view the Internet, so we created Mozilla. Being that Mozilla was a huge failure, we turned it into what is now called FireFox, the third fastest browser on the planet." - 14 year old open-source programmer kid.)
glossy - He mismanaged a map project that I tried to help guide. No one else had any ideas or concepts so I drew out a few sketches and hoped everyone would go for it. Then everyone swore their shitty ideas were better than mine, although after conceptualization it was obvious that a fucking CAVE that was 9 lightyears across was far too big for a "Pass The Map" map, and the r_speeds were so fucking horrible that the whole thing was impossible to complete. I've criticized glossy for being a me too type, because all he did was run a little site for PTM2 so he could get his name slapped on the readme.txt in the end. Broahaha.
Kaziganthe - Bandwagoneer.
MKJ - I don't like people who eat dogs. I also don't like white nerds who throw kanji around like it's the most badassfantasticalbombastical thing you can do.
Doombrain - Ego problems. He's a graphic arrr..a.rr..rr I can't say it after seeing his vector motorcycle, but he's probably for years believed he was the best thing since sliced bread when it comes to the rasters and vectors, and somehow word got around that I'm a modern day Rembrandt, which by the way was spread by the people in this list because I can't remember when I've said that I'm the best at anything. I believe I'm pretty good, but I know better. Ryan Church, Craig Mullins? Anyway, Shitstain Doombrain blows a gasket anytime I say something about graphic arts because for some reason he's always challenging me to art duels and what not. I could care less. I'm comfortable with my abilities, so that is that.
Canidae - Bandwagoneer.
sliver - Bandwagoneer.
Grudge - Bandwagoneer.

Was Ryoki the one that got mad when I said "Jap" years ago? If so, I think he's still mad at me for that. :lol: I wasn't even trying to be offensive. There are a lot of brits on this forum. RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RACISM! YOU'VE USED A COMMON SHORT VERSION OF A PROPER NOUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MKJ]

i got destroyed because you dont like people who eat dogs?
how odd, indeed

tell us again how scorpion king holds a record, or that BFG doesnt mean big fucking gun, or any of the other 29874 times you got owned and decided to bail

[rep]

When the Scorpion King came out it was the biggest April movie of all time. Period.

BFG9000 was never officially named "Big Fucking Gun" to my knowledge. Here's all it says, "7 = BFG 9000s are the prize of the military's arsenal. Great for clearing the room of those unwelcome guests. Shoot it and see for yourself." I don't care what Tom Hall says. If it's not in the game or the manual, then fuck off.

[MKJ]

http://movieweb.com/movies/box_office/alltime.php
scorpion king aint on there. top 100 all time. youd think that if it broke records it be at least in the top100, wouldnt you think. ET is still in there even.

http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/weeken ... =04&p=.htm
opening weekend records of all time (april).
aint on there sir.
it did however accumilate the largest amount of money over 2 weekends in april. (at least in the past 5 years). so i guess you'd be half correct if you hadnt said "best opening weekend evar..!!1"

Horrible hallway-scouring weapon. Damages user a bit. Awful
recoil. BFG stands for "Big Fucking Gun." Safest use: back to wall, distant target.

*kiss*

[rep]

When The Scorpion King came out it was the biggest April movie opening of all time.

Find me a single place in DOOM, the DOOM manuals, or Quake even that says BFG = Big 'Fucking' Gun. The closest was in Quake II's manual, "Big, uh, Freakin' Gun" so nice try, newb. You probably weren't even around to play the game when it first came out, teenybopper.

[MKJ]

When The Scorpion King came out it was the biggest April movie opening of all time.

'no u'. you have no sources whatsoever, only your "no im right" reply. makes for great credibility, that

Find me a single place in DOOM, the DOOM manuals, or Quake even that says BFG = Big 'Fucking' Gun. The closest was in Quake II's manual, "Big, uh, Freakin' Gun" so nice try, newb. You probably weren't even around to play the game when it first came out, teenybopper.

http://5years.doomworld.com/doombible/section14.shtml
again, id's doom design doc. you know gamedevs use a designdoc, right?
i was around for wolf3d sir, and i sure as hell were around for doom. i even beat the game when my right wrist was broken quite nerdy i agree but you gotta do something to kill time when all you got is your offhand :S

please, start running, you already lost. again.

[rep]

Apparently you can't read.

Show me in the game or a game manual where it's called that. Anything else isn't canonical. Idiot. You lost, it was never a contest. You're trying to outdo me by throwing down the Wolf3D card, but I was around for Wolf and BlakestOWNED.

"Scorpion King" distributor Universal wisely chose to slip its action flick into the lineup two weeks ahead of "Spider-man." Starring pro wrestler The Rock in a spinoff of "The Mummy" franchise, "The Scorpion King" debuted with $36.1 million last weekend, a record for a film opening in April.

The movie has taken in $60.8 million in its first 10 days.

[MKJ]

even you can understand that for simple marketing purposes theyre not going to say 'fucking' in a manual 'freaking' doest censor it though. apparantly you can't hold your own arguement. first it was never meant to be 'fucking', then it never was in any document, and then it never was in any manual .
and im not trying to "outdo", im just shooting down your want-to-be arguements as they come in.

quick, increase your font size!
you suck at teh discussion, rep. maybe replying with spellingflames will help :icon14:

*smooch*

[rep]

Show me in DOOM or any of it's sequels where it's called BIG FUCKING GUN.

They didn't even do it in DOOM 3 when they clearly could have because of the Mature rating.