Suddenly in a blinding flash of realization, I have proof that God aint all He makes Himself out to be.
For instance lets look at Mother Mary, Mother of Jesus, Jesus the Savior and Son of God
Now since she was a virgin when Jesus was born and married to Joeseph, how ugly would she have to be to remain a virgin whilst she was married to a mortal man?
And if that aint enough, if she was that ugly that Joesoph woulnt stick his penis in it and God did, a formless being, how ugly would Jesus have been?
Yet on the more condeming side, we have a comandment by God that "Thall shall not commit adlultry".
Well if God got Mary pregnant, whom was a virgin at the time, whom was also married to Joesoph at the time.........
Wouldnt that make God an Adulterer?
It seems to me that God condemed himself to hell. So would that Make Him Satan Also?
My god, A new DeVinci code.
A debate about God
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i r also fucked and i r also hearing stuff in my head
mary was a virgin ? yer right, she got duffed up by some hindu fucker going round calling himself roberto.... then goes running to joseph telling him how much she lovd him and dont rememver a thing (remember joseph had his own business $$$$)
then spoilt brat pops out and joey is in so much denial he believed the bullshit his whore wife come out with and named his son jesus (because thats wha we all say when shit aint going our way)
mary was a virgin ? yer right, she got duffed up by some hindu fucker going round calling himself roberto.... then goes running to joseph telling him how much she lovd him and dont rememver a thing (remember joseph had his own business $$$$)
then spoilt brat pops out and joey is in so much denial he believed the bullshit his whore wife come out with and named his son jesus (because thats wha we all say when shit aint going our way)
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