Goths who ask goths out. Underpants? 1 Nut

Post by **The HavoX** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:40 am

Testoclesius wrote:fuck off honerdshi :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:40 am

yeah, and youre a noone :lol:

Post by **feedback** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:47 am

lol one of my ex's did that to get my attention because I ignored her too much or something, always telling me how she would get asked out at work, or people would say she was hot yeah nobody cares, slut, but she was annoying as hell about it. Anyway I got her back by dumping her the night her father was murdered, lol I laugh just thinking about it

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:03 am

seza wrote:are you fashionably bald...or naturally, nightshade? bald white guys are pretty amusing to me.

let this be 'on the record'

Yes.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:26 am

Brian Slade wrote:The majority of people this side of Q3W are either:
morbidly overweight
balding
sexless
visually defective
or all of the above.. They get sick-jealous when anyone with good looks and a good looking girlfriend posts anything.
Semencan, shame on you, she is the closest representation of a troll in human form I've ever seen. I'd need to be stone drunk and blind to even be in the same room as that monstrosity. I'm suprised she doesnt have snakes coming out of her hair.
Gonnaeatya, you lurk around these threads waiting until someone starts something about the way someone looks, then jump on the bandwagon, this is hardly redemption from the fact that you're a clinically obese marshmallow man who probably wakes up in the morning laying in a pool of your own grease mixed with Cheesy Nacho's from the night before. You KNOW I'm speaking the truth. Even in your crappy promo vid for your game you had to visit the lunch room with drool running down your chin and you even knew exactly when lunch was being served :icon19: the highlight of your day no doubt.

it took me a while to read this due to my visual defectiveness, the fat rolls around my eyes and the sunlight bouncing off my balding head and blinding me, but wasn't this thread about your gf's suspected infidelities and not about her looks? The way you drag her looks in speaks of deep insecurity on your part, like 'omfg maybe a bunch of strangers on the internet won't find my gf attractive wtf do I do omg omg'.

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:18 pm

Brian Slade wrote:Best of all, she couldnt be happier with me right now either. She's relentlessly talking about becoming committed to me, in other words we're probably gonna be talking about getting married pretty soon.
And she's hardly Goth. Does this look goth to you?

Not to me.

she looks like a single mother to me :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:00 pm

Brian Slade wrote:Gonnaeatya, you lurk around these threads waiting until someone starts something about the way someone looks, then jump on the bandwagon, this is hardly redemption from the fact that you're a clinically obese marshmallow man who probably wakes up in the morning laying in a pool of your own grease mixed with Cheesy Nacho's from the night before. You KNOW I'm speaking the truth. Even in your crappy promo vid for your game you had to visit the lunch room with drool running down your chin and you even knew exactly when lunch was being served :icon19: the highlight of your day no doubt.

Oh aye. Tis true. I wake up evry morn with a corn cob stuck up the crack of me arse. Takes me a few minutes to get me fat ass outta bed so's I kin git muh nacho dip next to the stuffed turkey. Likes it with a bit of butter...bout 2 kilo per bite me thinks.

Auh ate uh baby!

Oh aye.

Baby. The other other white meat.

I must say that - after reading your boring crap I've realized something about you:

You're one of those goths that can have a moment of confidence, of pride, with a sef-assuredness that life is worth living and good and that - for one moment - you can try to be funny and failing before eating a gun and leaving the horrible life where you wear eye makeup and are inwardly ravaged that your gf would fuck some other guy and blame you. :lol:

Post by **prince1000** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:14 pm

GKY - EAT OR DIE

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:14 pm

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:25 am

lol how did I miss this. Hey if it makes you feel any better I do that to guys like you all the time too. :icon19:

Post by **Brian Slade** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:09 am

And I tie twats like you to trees, pour gasoline over them and make them cry to the point that they piss their pants and soil there boxers, but I'd make the exception with you Karcass and actually light a match.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:13 am

Meh, I dont really do that, but I wouldnt have any problem with setting Kracus on fire, but he's filled with so much Gas he'd probably blow up and take out half the neighbourhood.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:21 am

GONNAFISTYA wrote: Oh aye. Tis true. I wake up evry morn with a corn cob stuck up the crack of me arse. Takes me a few minutes to get me fat ass outta bed so's I kin git muh nacho dip next to the stuffed turkey. Likes it with a bit of butter...bout 2 kilo per bite me thinks.

Auh ate uh baby!

Oh aye

i like the way you try to make the seriousness of how repulsively fat you are into a joke in an attempt to hide how badly your feelings have been destroyed by the truth :lol:

Post by **prince1000** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:43 am

damn, that's pretty right on. you must be a shaman to those ho's...

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:25 pm

Testoclesius wrote: i like the way you try to make the seriousness of how repulsively fat you are into a joke in an attempt to hide how badly your feelings have been destroyed by the truth :lol:

I like the way you try to make the seriousness of how repulsively ugly you are into a joke and post new, closely-framed picts of your pignose. :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:30 pm

the only problem for you is im astonishingly gorgeous and youre rupulsively hideous :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:46 pm

Testoclesius wrote:the only problem for you is im astonishingly gorgeous and youre rupulsively hideous :lol:

And you love dirty bush men in war paint. :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:27 am

not as much as you love cock in your ass :lol:

Post by **stocktroll** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:51 am

this is so exciting!
i care about your life

Post by **glossy** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:51 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:LET'S ALL KISS THE NEAREST 12 YEAR OLD AND THEN TELL A COP!!!

OOHH THE SUSPENSE!!!

bwahaha, i did this for real once.

Post by **Pauly** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:01 pm

seremtan wrote:lol, mate you could learn more than you know about women off Pauly, and he's never even met one outside the family home.

LOL.

That hit home.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:09 pm

I ditched her. Found this Gorgeous Swedish girl I'm interested in.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:15 pm

Brian Slade wrote:I ditched her. Found this Gorgeous Swedish girl I'm interested in.

she so was banging Tyler.

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:20 pm

haha, your ex fucked another guy. You probably covered your dick in his semen when you banged her at night.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:22 pm

:lol: