Brian Slade wrote:I dont have trouble with Snake Tongue, my Parents used to put a ping pong ball in the Bowl so I could practice my aim when I was growing up. Now I'm a great shot, everytime.
I get my practise with chewing gum in urinals, I can hit a piece of Wrigley's from 20 paces with my golden arc.
On a slightly different note, the real worst is when you've got absolutely shitfaced, had a long shag, nipped to the bathroom afterwards for a quick piss and found out you're in retention. It's happened to me twice.....
We've both decided on a number of occasions that we needed to piss quickly just before anything's happened, not a problem aside from forcing Bob to point at the water.
Ah, well, you see it's embarassing when you're with someone you barely know, say "I'm just nipping to the bathroom", and then get stuck there for a quarter of an hour trying to force out the first drop. Doesn't make you seem like a wierdo, nosiree
Geebs wrote:Ah, well, you see it's embarassing when you're with someone you barely know, say "I'm just nipping to the bathroom", and then get stuck there for a quarter of an hour trying to force out the first drop. Doesn't make you seem like a wierdo, nosiree
I tried not to fart around my gf the first time I stopped at hers (before we were officially going out or shaging or anything), out of courtesy I decided I'd go to the bathroom whenever I needed to let one out. Cue me getting excrutating pain when I led down then as soon as I reached the bathroom to let out massive farts the pain when away and I couldn't fart, I must have done that 15 times. Told her a month or two later about that night and she said she'd been wondering what I was doing
In short, I fart around her now.... maybe a bit too much. She'll probably take a shit in one of my trainers before too long to get revenge. Ahh young love
mik0rs wrote:In short, I fart around her now.... maybe a bit too much. She'll probably take a shit in one of my trainers before too long to get revenge. Ahh young love
Geebs wrote:Ah, well, you see it's embarassing when you're with someone you barely know, say "I'm just nipping to the bathroom", and then get stuck there for a quarter of an hour trying to force out the first drop. Doesn't make you seem like a wierdo, nosiree
the worst toilet threat is having a shower, washing your cock with soap and having a little of it get inside leaving a burning feeling...then you decide to piss the soap out, and its like pissing napalm.
