Adventures of american teacher in Japan

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:06 pm

saturn wrote:I wonder what the Octopus Blowjob Technique is and how that caused him to have a ripped bleeding dick.

wtf, which one did you read?

Post by **KingManULTRA** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:07 pm

horton wrote:today, i had about 5 kids try to stick their fingers in my butt, 1 kid touched my cock, and one kid said i was 'number one big penis in the world'

What the hell is going on in Japan?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:10 pm

I expect many more brits and australians will visit Japan in light of these developments.

I'm no prudish theocrat, but this situation could (and probably does) lead to child exploitation.

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:13 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:
saturn wrote:I wonder what the Octopus Blowjob Technique is and how that caused him to have a ripped bleeding dick.
wtf, which one did you read?

The story that's called "The Octopus", maybe?

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher15.html

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:07 pm

CB: Cheer up. Don't let your ex get you down, she's the worst. You'll find a new girl. ...How about teacher?
Me: Teacher? Nah. My head's probably too big for her.
CB: ...What?
Me: Sorry. Personal joke. Anyway, she already has a boyfriend.
CB: Yeah, but you can probably take her from him.
Me: ...Gaijin Smash?
CB: ...What?
Me: ...Sorry, personal joke again.

That made me LOL.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:55 pm

yeah the gaijin smash one is pretty funny

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:58 pm

When I get the money together to go later this year or early next year, I'll be trying it out.

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:15 am

Buys a ticked to Japan for next year...

All kidding aside, you just know there are plenty of throbing cock perv assholes that are dying to take advantage of this, IN A BIG WAY.

Post by **KingManULTRA** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:20 am

Take advantage of what? I don't get it. So kids in Japan are horny as hell?! :icon27:

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:29 am

I DUNNO, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME 30YR OLD PEE DO-FAGS ARE GONNA GO TO JAPAN SIGN UP FOR SOME TEACHING JOB AND DROOL AS 10YR OLD JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS GRAB THEIR COCKS. NEXT YOU KNOW, THEY GONNA TELL EM TO RUB LONGER SO THE GENE 'COMES' OUTTA THE LAMP TO GRANT THEIR WISHES.