Just what the doctor ordered

Post by **Don Carlos** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:39 pm

A REAL film about Alice in Wonderland
But based on Alice, the game by American McGee

OWNED

Sarah Michelle Gellar, best known to British audiences as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is set to star in Alice for Universal Pictures. Based on a computer adaptation of Lewis Carroll's classic novel Alice in Wonderland, the film will be directed by Marcus Nispel. Erich and Jon Hoeber will adapt the screenplay. Gellar, who appeared in The Grudge, will next shoot Richard Kelly's Southland Tales.

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0 ... 66,00.html

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:43 pm

At least Uwe Boll didn't get his hands on it.

Perhaps there is a God after all.

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:53 pm

fucking shit, what does it take to get a damned metal gear solid movie around here

Post by **Tormentius** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:57 pm

Heres to hoping they pull it off well.

Post by **o'dium** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:10 pm

It has a fantastic story, although casting her in the lead is very bad... I would of rather had a nobody, then they could really make the shit hit the fan.

Post by **DooMer** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:33 pm

Uaintseenme wrote:fucking shit, what does it take to get a damned metal gear solid movie around here

Just play the game, 2/3rds of it are cut scenes. I would also like to add that metal gear solid is a piece of shit. End post.

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:34 pm

DooMer wrote:
Uaintseenme wrote:fucking shit, what does it take to get a damned metal gear solid movie around here
Just play the game, 2/3rds of it are cut scenes. I would also like to add that metal gear solid is a piece of shit. End post.

What's your reasoning behind that statement? I believe everyone has an opinion, but none of the critics think the metal gear series is shit.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:35 pm

Post by **The HavoX** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:07 pm

Uaintseenme wrote:What's your reasoning behind that statement? I believe everyone has an opinion, but none of the critics think the metal gear series is shit.

That might be true, but a critic's review on a certain game does not necessarily pertain to what everyone else thinks of it.

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:12 pm

Right, but I've never heard one person say Metal Gear was shit, seriously.

You CAN skip the cutscenes.

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:14 pm

you've never heard anyone say it was shit?

metel gear is shit.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:32 pm

Wet, stanky, spray it up the wall shit.

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:36 pm

Oi Memph0, dyou play CS:S?

Post by **dnoyc** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:36 pm

DooMer wrote:
Uaintseenme wrote:fucking shit, what does it take to get a damned metal gear solid movie around here
Just play the game, 2/3rds of it are cut scenes. I would also like to add that metal gear solid is a piece of shit. End post.

word. the only thing more shit is the FF series.

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:39 pm

You should play it again, we'll have a gay old time.

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:42 pm

Fuck the Guild Wars (I've actually got no idea what it is anyway, really), and get on it tomorrow

Oh yeah, I'm back in about a week, I can see myself being thirsty.

Post by **DooMer** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:43 pm

I actually like to group the metal gear fags and the final fantasy fags into one big faggy group.

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:48 pm

DooMer wrote:I actually like to group the metal gear fags and the final fantasy fags into one big faggy group.

You've crossed the line sir! Never compare metal gear to FF, seriously though, what kind of faggy little girl doesn't like sneaking around and shooting people? (not offense to anyone else, except doomer, he deserved it

)

Post by **dnoyc** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:52 pm

Memphis wrote:
dnoyc wrote:
DooMer wrote: Just play the game, 2/3rds of it are cut scenes. I would also like to add that metal gear solid is a piece of shit. End post.
word. the only thing more shit is the FF series.
Including 7?

If so you are a filthy LIAR.

7 is the worst of them all.

Post by **dnoyc** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:53 pm

DooMer wrote:I actually like to group the metal gear fags and the final fantasy fags into one big faggy group.

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