Adventures of american teacher in Japan

Post by **Bacon** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:28 pm

lol, read this shit, lots and lots of good stories here: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Post by **sliver** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:37 pm

not very funny

Post by **plained** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:39 pm

does the teacher get shushi and saki?

Post by **Bacon** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:00 pm

sliver wrote:not very funny

It isn't supposed to be...

Post by **plained** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:01 pm

really? what is it then?

Post by **R00k** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:20 pm

That's pretty interesting. I wonder if horton has similar experiences.

Post by **Shmee** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:27 pm

So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting.

:icon19:

Post by **feedback** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:42 pm

sounds like a prick

Post by **Shmee** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:27 am

Nice find Bacon. A friend of mine teaches high-school and his wife teaches middle school and I hear stories like this all the time. It's cool to read a Japanese analogue.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:39 am

So let me get this straight.... He teaches in a high school and all the japanese high school girls try to grab his dick and there's no age of consent in japan.... Hmmmmm...

Post by **Bacon** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:47 am

Kracus wrote:So let me get this straight.... He teaches in a high school and all the japanese high school girls try to grab his dick and there's no age of consent in japan.... Hmmmmm...

I think i read somewhere in there the boys grab his dick too :lol:

Post by **sliver** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:27 am

Bacon wrote:
sliver wrote:not very funny
It isn't supposed to be...

fucking hell, it's obviously supposed to be comedy gold. But the guy can't write funny for shit.

Post by **D'Artagnan** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:40 am

Nice reading...

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:48 am

Pretty good time filler.

Post by **horton** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:02 pm

i read that site a while back and most of that shit happens to all foreign teachers in japan.

today, i had about 5 kids try to stick their fingers in my butt, 1 kid touched my cock, and one kid said i was 'number one big penis in the world'

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:13 pm

Pedo paradise.

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:16 pm

horton wrote:i read that site a while back and most of that shit happens to all foreign teachers in japan.

today, i had about 5 kids try to stick their fingers in my butt, 1 kid touched my cock, and one kid said i was 'number one big penis in the world'

Well, as for that last bit, we all know you're a big prick.

Post by **horton** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:57 pm

my junior high school students. these are my favourite assholes.

and my elementary school bitches.

give it a little time and the cute one at the front will be ready for fucking..

im gonna wait 2 or 3 weeks.

Post by **Pext** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:26 pm

olde

but still a damn nice read ...

Post by **stocktroll** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:08 pm

oh great blogs

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:24 pm

so horton, why arent those kids in uniform?
are you giving private lessons?

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:26 pm

sliver wrote:
Bacon wrote:
sliver wrote:not very funny
It isn't supposed to be...
fucking hell, it's obviously supposed to be comedy gold. But the guy can't write funny for shit.

lol, Havoc you prick.

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:26 pm

Amusing reads btw

Post by **saturn** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:33 pm

I wonder what the Octopus Blowjob Technique is and how that caused him to have a ripped bleeding dick.

Post by **Pext** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:01 pm

saturn wrote:I wonder what the Octopus Blowjob Technique is and how that caused him to have a ripped bleeding dick.

yeah...