Now this guy is a bonafide badass

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o'dium
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Post by o'dium »

Hardcore :icon14:

Takes a lot of shit to do that i bet :icon28:
+JuggerNaut+
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

first the lions saving a kid, now this. msnbc = The National Enquirer?
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Post by Freakaloin »

i fucked a tiger once...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by The HavoX »

a dead one, i'll bet :icon34:
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Post by Pooinyourmouth_needmerge »

No, Tony the tiger is a homo.
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Post by Guest »

That's the man right there. My grandfather got a big dog killed once when he kicked it in the nuts when it attacked him. The kick didn't kill it though the owner put it down aferwards because he thought the dog had been hit by a truck. My grandfather had never told him the dog had got off it's chain and attacked him.
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

iow kracus' grandad was a bullshitter too
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Post by bikkeldesnikkel »

so he just kicked a dog in the nuts. dude killing a lion with your bare hands is so way more badass :o
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Post by Transient »

I've heard that, or something similar to that. Shove your hand down an animal's throat and their gag reflex prevents them from really doing anything, they just squirm and shit. At least I know it applies to sharks.
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[xeno]Julios
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

OMG!!!

I read the headline and immediately started clapping my hands wildly and hollering!!

I haven't even read the article yet this is already VERY inspirational.
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bikkeldesnikkel wrote:so he just kicked a dog in the nuts. dude killing a lion with your bare hands is so way more badass :o
No shit, but it was a pretty big dog.
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Post by bitWISE »

[xeno]Julios wrote:OMG!!!

I read the headline and immediately started clapping my hands wildly and hollering!!

I haven't even read the article yet this is already VERY inspirational.
I was impressed until I read this:

“A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.
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Post by Chupacabra »

[xeno]Julios wrote:OMG!!!

I haven't even read the article yet this is already VERY inspirational.
inspirational? For what? To go out and pull tongues out of animals? :p
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Post by R00k »

That's pretty badass.

I wonder if he threw out any corny one-liners while he was holding the muscle in his hand, like "Cat, got your tongue?"
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Post by Nightshade »

FFS Rook. :lol:

Hey, why didn't he just ram the machete down its throat?
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Post by bitWISE »

Nightshade wrote:FFS Rook. :lol:

Hey, why didn't he just ram the machete down its throat?
Because God told him to use his hand. I even quoted that part...
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Post by feedback »

Transient wrote:I've heard that, or something similar to that. Shove your hand down an animal's throat and their gag reflex prevents them from really doing anything, they just squirm and shit. At least I know it applies to sharks.
Funny, you'd think maybe that would stop sharks from biting people in half while they squirmed in it's mouth.
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Post by R00k »

It might apply to sharks, but I don't think anyone has been able to rip out their trunk-sized tongues with their bare hands.

It seems to me like pulling on a great white's tongue is only going to pull you further into its mouth.
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Yeah I heard to stay away from a sharks mouth, bye bye arm. It might work with an animal that can't bite any part of your body clean off if they want to of course. Try that one with a Tiger.
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Post by Dr_Watson »

i wish that guy was my grandfather... as long as it meant i didn't have to live in africa.
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