I love destroying fagots who don't know how to drive.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:26 am

Yesterday at 8pm I was on my way to a friend's house who lives in the city, so I have to take the highway that goes through the whole island of Montreal. So I'm driving on an avenue that crosses the highway and I notice a new blue Neon with two young blokes (not teens, in the 20's) in front and two young chicks inside. They don't go that fast, but right before taking the onramp onto the service road, I get stuck behind some idiot and they end up in front of me on the onramp.

I instantly notice that they are going really fagotly slow on the onramp, like 30km/h, even in my '00 Civic hatch I can take that curve twice as fast. So I tailgate them, when there is enough space I pass them on the right. I gradually speed up on the highway to 110km/h (speed limit 50km/h though) and then I see the blue Neon approaching me from my right. He probably downshifted and wants to pass me and cut in front of me to get onto the highway. Sadly, I can't do shit because my car is a shitty automatic. So I just accept it and there the fagot goes, cutting right in front of me. I see the girls in the back seat turning around giving me "ownt" looks.

And here's the destroying part: as we rolled onto the highway, right before merging, the fagot slows down because he was afraid of the traffic (there was medium traffic at that time), but I saw that there are no cars in the right lane before I started merging onto the highway, so I accelerate (I didn't slow down with him, I was still going about 110km/h before that moment), cross the white lines and blast by the fagot between the lanes like if he was standing still, while I was doing only 130km/h. I lost sight of him from my rearview at that exact moment and never saw that gay blue neon appear there again. Fucking owned :icon19:

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:27 am

I love destroying fagots who don't know how to take sports pictures.

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:30 am

I love merely cracking the throttle and leaving fagots that drive Civics miles behind me. Fucking owned. :lol:

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:31 am

fuck man you're a regular vin diesel there!

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:36 am

Nightshade wrote:I love merely cracking the throttle and leaving fagots that drive Civics miles behind me. Fucking owned. :lol:

fucking LOL. Even in 3rd my bike will do 110mph :lol:

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:39 am

I love being in charge and having staff ferry me around :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:39 am

I troll for ricers with beer-keg exhausts and shopping cart handle wings when I ride. :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:39 am

Pauly wrote:I love being in charge and having staff ferry me around :lol:

That reminds me, your pants are ready, sir.

Post by **mik0rs** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:49 am

So you drive like a fucking prick then. Congratulations.

Post by **saturn** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:56 am

what a shit story, what a shitty person you are

Post by **Eraser** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:29 am

destroying faggots?
Sounds like a Duhard wannabe to me

Post by **dnoyc** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:30 am

OMFG not 130kmph, that's fucking crazy fast1!!!!

PS: TB you are a fucking retard and can't drive.

Post by **Pext** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:18 pm

Eraser wrote:destroying faggots?
Sounds like a Duhard wannabe to me

Post by **4days** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:25 pm

my only transport atm is a land rover, so i'm part of the gang of assholes in suv's

Post by **plained** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:31 pm

iiiee yiiee yiiee toxic you

Post by **Duhard** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:03 pm

I lost my driver's license ages ago...fuckers learned not to mess with the man the hard way.

Post by **Duhard** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:06 pm

Eraser wrote:destroying faggots?
Sounds like a Duhard wannabe to me

The light is bright...he's walking the path.

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:06 pm

More lies. You drive an Oldsmobile. :lol:

Post by **Duhard** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:08 pm

Nightshade wrote:More lies. You drive an Oldsmobile. :lol:

I drive a Raptor 660 these days...the cops told me to stay the hell away from the roads until next year :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:12 pm

Let me guess, you lost your license for DWR?

Post by **Duhard** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:15 pm

Well it was during the winter here and it was really snowy...I saw some pregnant bitch driving in the middle of the road and couldn't avoid her so I crushed her two legs and destroyed her baby.

Post by **PhoeniX** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:23 pm

Ever thought they didn't know the area? I don't know exactly what the corners like, but I know around where I live theirs some corners that if you didn't know them I wouldn't risk them, though our roads are not as wide as yours I guess.

You should try driving over here: we have so many fucking static speed cameras you'd lose your license in minutes.

Smile!

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:28 pm

Duhard wrote:Well it was during the winter here and it was really snowy...I saw some pregnant bitch driving in the middle of the road and couldn't avoid her so I crushed her two legs and destroyed her baby.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Driving While Retarded.

Post by **Jackal** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:30 pm

lol fucking toxic bug considered that a "story". I wish I had your life.

Post by **Jackal** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:32 pm

lhaha it just occured to me that toxic was driving alone (and posts on an internet forum) while the guy he "owned" by passing him like a cunt had a bunch of chicks in his car. You win toxic!