Doctors of q3w...

Post by **inolen** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:26 am

FragaGeddon wrote:tnf wants proof. Insert it into his mouth.

WOW, GOOD ONE THERE MAN

Post by **tnf** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:45 am

FragaGeddon wrote:tnf wants proof. Insert it into his mouth.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Post by **megami** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:59 am

I'm no expert by any means on the subject, but my mother had increasing pain in her stomach area for a few months and when she had some tests done/an operation it was diagnosed as stage IV colon cancer.

It would definately not hurt to get some more in-depth tests.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:50 am

get real advice from real doctors. asking anything serious healthwise on this board is probably not a good ideal. ciao.

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:52 am

hey
sathat is a real doctor

Post by **saturn** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:23 am

tnf wrote:Don't know what to tell you. If it's the shits and gas, try taking somethign like Phazyme for the gas and immodium for the shits. If the antacids (like tums) don't work, and the PPI's like zantac don't work either...not sure what it would be.

for the record, Zantac (ranitidine) is not a Proton Pump Inhibitor. It's a histamine H2-receptor antagonist.

Post by **saturn** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:27 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:get real advice from real doctors. asking anything serious healthwise on this board is probably not a good ideal. ciao.

Though I'm a real MD, I will refrain from giving too much medical advice on an online forum. Mostly you lack information and observation clues to give proper advice.

From what Duhard's posting it sounds like he's having an peptic ulcer, but I would have to know if the pain's before he's having food, or during, or after, etc.

Goto your general practitioner again, Duhy.

Post by **Zyte -_-** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:38 am

spoken like a true professional sat :icon14:

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:56 am

Format stomach

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:09 am

Duhard clearly is suffering referred pain from impacted stool.

Post by **tnf** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm

saturn wrote:
tnf wrote:Don't know what to tell you. If it's the shits and gas, try taking somethign like Phazyme for the gas and immodium for the shits. If the antacids (like tums) don't work, and the PPI's like zantac don't work either...not sure what it would be.
for the record, Zantac (ranitidine) is not a Proton Pump Inhibitor. It's a histamine H2-receptor antagonist.

Oops..now we are even, because I remember when you called a beta 2 antagonist a beta 2 agonist.

Post by **The PlainisT** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:03 pm

sounds like some o that there rod steward syndrome

Post by **saturn** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:40 pm

tnf wrote:
saturn wrote:
tnf wrote:Don't know what to tell you. If it's the shits and gas, try taking somethign like Phazyme for the gas and immodium for the shits. If the antacids (like tums) don't work, and the PPI's like zantac don't work either...not sure what it would be.
for the record, Zantac (ranitidine) is not a Proton Pump Inhibitor. It's a histamine H2-receptor antagonist.
Oops..now we are even, because I remember when you called a beta 2 antagonist a beta 2 agonist.

what was it about? If it was about salbutamol, i'm still right

Post by **Dek** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:40 pm

It's a hiatal hernia; too much caffeine..

Post by **Duhard** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:20 pm

saturn wrote:Though I'm a real MD, I will refrain from giving too much medical advice on an online forum. Mostly you lack information and observation clues to give proper advice.

From what Duhard's posting it sounds like he's having an peptic ulcer, but I would have to know if the pain's before he's having food, or during, or after, etc.

Goto your general practitioner again, Duhy.

The pain seems to be worse before eating...when I'm hungry.

But it seems to get worse once I start raping everyone at the local hoops town with my amazing flight skills.

That's probably an ulcer cause I googled a few things last night and it seems to fit the description. Though I looked at stcmach cancer and the symptoms were almost the same as a peptic ulcer's symptoms...hmm.

This could be the end of the total package

Post by **Duhard** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:23 pm

Dek wrote:It's a hiatal hernia; too much caffeine..

You're dead wrong newbie...it hurts around the lower part of my stomach...get out of here.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:29 pm

saturn wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:get real advice from real doctors. asking anything serious healthwise on this board is probably not a good ideal. ciao.
Though I'm a real MD, I will refrain from giving too much medical advice on an online forum. Mostly you lack information and observation clues to give proper advice.

From what Duhard's posting it sounds like he's having an peptic ulcer, but I would have to know if the pain's before he's having food, or during, or after, etc.

Goto your general practitioner again, Duhy.

you don't count cuz you're in it for the scrubs.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:56 pm

You know what sucks?

Thinking you're almost lethally constipated, then taking 6 magnesia tablets and then shitting yourself empty.

Post by **saturn** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:18 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
saturn wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:get real advice from real doctors. asking anything serious healthwise on this board is probably not a good ideal. ciao.
Though I'm a real MD, I will refrain from giving too much medical advice on an online forum. Mostly you lack information and observation clues to give proper advice.

From what Duhard's posting it sounds like he's having an peptic ulcer, but I would have to know if the pain's before he's having food, or during, or after, etc.

Goto your general practitioner again, Duhy.
you don't count cuz you're in it for the scrubs.

fuck u, any questions?

Post by **Cool Blue** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:19 pm

Duhard wrote:
This could be the end of the total package

You'd better hurry up.

Over a thousand to go before 40K and you don't want your life to be meaningless do you?

Post by **saturn** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:20 pm

Duhard wrote:
saturn wrote:Though I'm a real MD, I will refrain from giving too much medical advice on an online forum. Mostly you lack information and observation clues to give proper advice.

From what Duhard's posting it sounds like he's having an peptic ulcer, but I would have to know if the pain's before he's having food, or during, or after, etc.

Goto your general practitioner again, Duhy.
The pain seems to be worse before eating...when I'm hungry.

But it seems to get worse once I start raping everyone at the local hoops town with my amazing flight skills.

That's probably an ulcer cause I googled a few things last night and it seems to fit the description. Though I looked at stcmach cancer and the symptoms were almost the same as a peptic ulcer's symptoms...hmm.

This could be the end of the total package

dude, you're young, so it's very improbable that you have gastric cancer. It's probably an ulcer, especially since you get pain before dinner. Just go to your GP.

Post by **The PlainisT** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:06 pm

maybe sommin you eat frequently gives you gut raunch

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:11 pm

saturn wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
saturn wrote: Though I'm a real MD, I will refrain from giving too much medical advice on an online forum. Mostly you lack information and observation clues to give proper advice.

From what Duhard's posting it sounds like he's having an peptic ulcer, but I would have to know if the pain's before he's having food, or during, or after, etc.

Goto your general practitioner again, Duhy.
you don't count cuz you're in it for the scrubs.
fuck u, any questions?

when?

Post by **tnf** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 pm

saturn wrote:
tnf wrote:
saturn wrote: for the record, Zantac (ranitidine) is not a Proton Pump Inhibitor. It's a histamine H2-receptor antagonist.
Oops..now we are even, because I remember when you called a beta 2 antagonist a beta 2 agonist.
what was it about? If it was about salbutamol, i'm still right

No, you admitted you were wrong - but not really wrong, just had used the wrong term (or classified something backwards...it was an agonist you called an antagonist or vice versa...) I can't remember which one it was, but I know you had it backwards. It was some thread where we were had a 'what would you do next' thing for various molecular problems.

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:01 am

I think there's something seriously wrong with Duhy's Total Package.