HELP!URGENT Meningitis 19YO, she is dying...+

Post by **Eraser** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:09 am

Hey I got aids.
Anyone got a cure? ANYONE?

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:10 am

take two asperines and get the fuck away from me

Post by **Eraser** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:24 am

MKJ wrote:take two asperines and get the fuck away from me

Two?! Whoa boy, not too much.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:28 am

First catch two newts, and use a spoon to extract their eyes. Grind the eyes softly and mix with leaves of koriander. Force residu through sieve, and mix with currypowder and one half gallon of milk of the manatee.

When applied to the eyes, vision will be fully restored and you will get a +5 dmg to all melee attacks.

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:35 am

Ryoki wrote:
... and you will get a +5 dmg to all melee attacks.

:icon19: that one caught me offguard :icon19:

Post by **Eraser** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:36 am

Post by **feedback** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:00 am

Meningitis is inflammation of the Meningus.
I hope that helps.

Post by **random name** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:03 am

Hmm, nothing to make slight fun of if you ask me but then again what can you expect posting about shit like this on a msgboard.

Post by **Geebs** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:10 am

jeez.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:47 pm

What is the treatment for bacterial meningitis?

Early diagnosis and treatment are very important. If symptoms occur, the patient should see a doctor right away. Bacterial meningitis can be treated with a number of effective antibiotics. It is important, however, that treatment be started early.

Viral meningitis is an infection of the meninges (a thin lining covering the brain and spinal cord) by any one of a number of different viruses. It is a fairly common disease

Google owned dipshit.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:57 pm

die...

Post by **tnf** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:58 pm

Kracus wrote:What is the treatment for bacterial meningitis?

Early diagnosis and treatment are very important. If symptoms occur, the patient should see a doctor right away. Bacterial meningitis can be treated with a number of effective antibiotics. It is important, however, that treatment be started early.

Blah blah copied google stuff
.

Unless it is a resistant strain.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:09 pm

I'm just saying, this fucking idgit is playing us for fools. He comes on here and asks the most rediculous life or invention related questions all the time. He's a troll.

Post by **tnf** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:12 am

Kracus wrote: He comes on here and asks the most rediculous life or invention related questions all the time.

Read that again, and again, and again, then think if you can figure out who else it might apply to...

Post by **Transient** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:53 am

Hahaha, that was a good one, tnf.

Post by **S@M** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:28 am

Well, if bacterial,
i guess she is either dead by now, or has had at least one amputation?

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:58 am

Maybe this new miracle product will help. Apparently it kills everything including HIV

http://www.oculusis.com/canada/index.html

Post by **RiffRaff** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:23 am

You know, Kracus does have a point.

If I needed an immediate, expert medical opinion, I would definately come to this forum and ask for help. :icon27:

No offense to any doctors out there but I'm thinking I would try a forum that has a medical theme to it?

Post by **Geebs** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:13 am

I would try the patient's own fucking doctors, FFS. Treatment depends on clinical suspicion and composition and culture of the cerebrospinal fluid, so none of the googled answers in this thread are valid.

Amputations are needed in severe cases of meningococcal septicaemia, which is not the same thing although they usually coexist.

Post by **saturn** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:46 am

MKJ wrote:get dr sathat in here

dude, i've been avoiding this thread

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:54 am

hate to be the bearer of bad news, no?

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:28 am

here's a mad idea. take her to a doctor.

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:29 pm

RiffRaff wrote:You know, Kracus does have a point.

If I needed an immediate, expert medical opinion, I would definately come to this forum and ask for help. :icon27:

No offense to any doctors out there but I'm thinking I would try a forum that has a medical theme to it?

Except that he's pointed out his cousin doesn't know he's trying to help. That suggests to me he's not really involved with the discussion with the doctors. He's just on the sidelines trying to get advice on what to do, and he knows this is a place where some people have knowledge about such things. Granted, it was a little presumptuous to assume we'd have any answers with the lack of information he gave us, but how is it much different from everyone else asking for advice? Just an example would be when tnf (I think) asked the docs about his friend with lung cancer (or something similar, I don't remember specifics). Or inphlict asking for advice about some repiratory issue. They just wanted advice on the situation. I hardly think that counts as a troll.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:40 pm

tnf wrote:
Kracus wrote: He comes on here and asks the most rediculous life or invention related questions all the time.

Read that again, and again, and again, then think if you can figure out who else it might apply to...

Hey, don't confuse me with him tnf, my questions may have the same Ideas but I don't try to hide my true intentions you know? I'm not trolling you so to speak I'm just striking up conversation. This is different.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:20 pm

werldhed wrote:
RiffRaff wrote:You know, Kracus does have a point.

If I needed an immediate, expert medical opinion, I would definately come to this forum and ask for help. :icon27:

No offense to any doctors out there but I'm thinking I would try a forum that has a medical theme to it?
Except that he's pointed out his cousin doesn't know he's trying to help. That suggests to me he's not really involved with the discussion with the doctors. He's just on the sidelines trying to get advice on what to do, and he knows this is a place where some people have knowledge about such things. Granted, it was a little presumptuous to assume we'd have any answers with the lack of information he gave us, but how is it much different from everyone else asking for advice? Just an example would be when tnf (I think) asked the docs about his friend with lung cancer (or something similar, I don't remember specifics). Or inphlict asking for advice about some repiratory issue. They just wanted advice on the situation. I hardly think that counts as a troll.

Good day my friend

Thanks for your support.

I know it might not be the best place to ask for advices on such a delicate subject but as I wrote before (Sorry, we have a lot of fun in here but I also know that there are a lot of brilliant people in here just as TNF not to name him.
<This is urgent, I am willing to try every resources I have to find a solution for my niece.
I know it is not a comic post but I am sure that between you all friends, someone know about it.)

She is not contagious anymore but she still is in a coma.

Thanks
Take Care
Pete