Gamer's Manifesto

Post by **shaft** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:21 am

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/gam ... festo.html

heh

Post by **SOAPboy** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:27 am

Repost

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:34 am

Post by **shaft** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:39 am

fuck off, you two are the biggest fucking nerds here..of course you both have seen this.

Post by **Psyche911** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:43 am

www.pointlesswasteoftime.com wrote:14. Seriously, get rid of the crates

The crate has long been held up as an example of lazy game art design, a crutch that game level decorators have been falling back on for fifteen damned years. Come to think of it, have you ever actually seen one of those wooden crates in real life? And did you smash it to see if there were bullets and medicine inside?

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That's classic.

www.pointlesswasteoftime.com wrote:19. NO MORE JUMPING PUZZLES IN FPS GAMES

We'll try to be calm and avoid the violent hyperbole that spoils so many gaming websites, but are you telling me that Congress can hold hearings about steroids in baseball, but they can't do anything about jumping puzzles in first-person games? YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FEET. IT DOESN'T WORK.

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I couldn't agree more.
I have this Buffy game for the XBox. Sure, it's not great. It didn't cost much though and it's mildly entertaining. You want to know why I stopped playing it 1/2 way through? A jumping puzzle level. You can tell where you're supposed to jump, but you have no fucking idea where you're really going to land. So that game's been collecting dust since that level started.

Post by **busetibi** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:03 am

shaft wrote:fuck off, you two are the biggest fucking nerds here..of course you both have seen this.

it was posted in this forum on the 23rd may.
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5274

Post by **netrex** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:41 am

busetibi wrote:it was posted in this forum on the 23rd may.
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5274

I was about to post that

Post by **Duhard** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:43 am

shaft wrote:fuck off, you two are the biggest fucking nerds here..of course you both have seen this.

hey moron, don't make me challenge you to a 1v1 so I can smash your emotions and expose to everybody here just how much of a noob you really are :lol:

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:45 am

I mean, let's face it: strategy is all that guy's got going for him. He has no limbs and he's already on fire.

heh

Post by **SOAPboy** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:48 am

http://quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic. ... festo+html

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:56 am

SOAPboy wrote:http://quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic. ... festo+html

busetibi wrote:
shaft wrote:fuck off, you two are the biggest fucking nerds here..of course you both have seen this.
it was posted in this forum on the 23rd may.
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5274

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Post by **SOAPboy** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:59 am

lol yeah just saw that..

Post by **Eraser** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:03 am

it starts out pretty funny but halfway through it becomes a bit of whining.

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:05 am

indeed. this guy needs to take a class in gamedesign before whining about savepoints