army replaces hummers with minivans...PWNED?

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:09 pm

lol?!?!

http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/Ar ... eId=105726

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:14 pm

not bad

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:16 pm

how is that funny? thats a good thing, thats saving you yank ass's Tax's...

Post by **Foo** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:17 pm

Wonder if they're easier to weld bits of scrap metal to.

Post by **Transient** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:18 pm

"The minivan: Soccer-mom tested, U.S. Army approved."

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:23 pm

considering the rate the H2's are selling around here and the frequency that i see them, it all makes sense now.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:26 pm

big 22's and 24's are commonplace in PHX

wish i would have had my cam on me two nights ago when i spied a stretch limo hummer on the freeway. dumb.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:37 pm

and they're made in Canada

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:40 pm

i had no idea.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:16 pm

This is great news for Goof. With all his domestic manbitch minivan driving experience, he'll be a hot commodity for the Army.
Wait until they offer you a signing bonus, though.

Post by **andyman** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:51 pm

Those minivans are gonna get beat to shit in no time.

Post by **rep** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:37 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:big 22's and 24's are commonplace in PHX

I saw one that was pearlescent white, with these giant wheels. (Totally custom, must have been 28s. They were much bigger than 24s, don't think they were 26s. They were slow-spinners too.) There were at least five LCD TVs inside, and it was pretty loud. The license plate said "BIG TYMR."

Post by **Canidae** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:54 pm

Sweet. This will mean less car bombings of coalition forces due to the fact that their vehicles will now blend in with all the Iraqi soccer moms driving around.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:58 pm

rep wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:big 22's and 24's are commonplace in PHX
I saw one that was pearlescent white, with these giant wheels. (Totally custom, must have been 28s. They were much bigger than 24s, don't think they were 26s. They were slow-spinners too.) There were at least five LCD TVs inside, and it was pretty loud. The license plate said "BIG TYMR."

pro playa fo sho

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed May 25, 2005 10:10 pm

i like these answers from the white house briefing today...did u know we were invited and did not invade iraq or afghanistan?

Q The other day -- in fact, this week, you said that we, the United States, is in Afghanistan and Iraq by invitation. Would you like to correct that incredible distortion of American history --

MR. McCLELLAN: No, we are -- that's where we currently --

Q -- in view of your credibility is already mired? How can you say that?

MR. McCLELLAN: Helen, I think everyone in this room knows that you're taking that comment out of context. There are two democratically-elected governments in Iraq and --

Q We're we invited into Iraq?

MR. McCLELLAN: There are two democratically-elected governments now in Iraq and Afghanistan, and we are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments, and we are there today --

Q You mean if they had asked us out, that we would have left?

MR. McCLELLAN: No, Helen, I'm talking about today. We are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments --

Q I'm talking about today, too.

MR. McCLELLAN: -- and we are doing all we can to train and equip their security forces so that they can provide for their own security as they move forward on a free and democratic future.

Q Did we invade those countries?

MR. McCLELLAN: Go ahead, Steve.

lol...