I'm mad...

Post by **FlamingTP** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:41 pm

Pext wrote:bang his mother...

he has a mother?

Post by **Furtive** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:41 pm

Who's older, you or your sister?

Post by **shaft** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:42 pm

sloppy seconds

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:43 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:knowing how kracus' mind works, he probably figures the only way to get justice is to now bang his own sister himself

The mind of Kracus disturbs me.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:49 pm

no see this cant go in "my little book" since this is actually a believable story* - unlike you losing your virginity in a bathroom stall (with a complete stranger no less!).

*well mebbe apart from you having a 'best friend'. so who was it? pharell williams or 50cent?

Post by **Canidae** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:02 pm

When is Kracus going to realize it's him that is getting fucked by this "friend"?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:13 pm

You know I've thought about just letting it go and not even bothering. Personaly, I'm mad at both of them. The reason it's a problem for me is that I know him, very very well.

He's a playa, He's scored so much he makes me look like puff. I love the guy like a brother though you know? He's the reason all those stories I tell here that MKJ think are full of shit have ever happened. It's because of him I even came out of my shell four years ago so I can't stress enough how much this guy has done for me. We're like brothers.

So when my Sister drops in he knows better but the motherfucker couldn't help himself!

The reason I can't get too mad though is that he's the one that's introduced me to most of those incredibly hot chicks I talk about all the time. It sounds like I owe him but I don't.

I just don't want to see my Sister go through the shit he puts most women through. The dumb bitches can't get enough of him 95% of the time and they all go psycho.

I don't want to be in the position of choosing between family and my best friend. That's why I never wanted them together in the first place.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:14 pm

Kracus wrote:He's my best friend! Would you fuck your best friends Sister when he specificaly asked you NOT to? Plus he's even got a girlfriend ffs. She's got two kids AND he's going to jail in June!

Yes.. but my best friend that has a sister, already gave me the go ahead..

Post by **Geebs** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:16 pm

You're an ugly bald unemployed loser, so I guess he feels pretty safe.....

Post by **SOAPboy** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:21 pm

Geebs wrote:You're an ugly bald unemployed loser, so I guess he feels pretty safe.....

Har Har

Post by **Dark Metal** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:28 pm

I also, banged your sister.

Post by **rep** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:34 pm

BAHAHAHA!!! Kracus called me his best friend!

Post by **dmmh** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:37 pm

Kracus wrote:He's my best friend! Would you fuck your best friends Sister when he specificaly asked you NOT to? Plus he's even got a girlfriend ffs. She's got two kids AND he's going to jail in June!

nice family / friends you got there

ask yourself: wouldnt you fuck his sister if he told you not to. mmmm?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:48 pm

FlamingTP wrote:
Kracus wrote:
Furtive wrote:Does he have a sister too?
He does actualy... She's not that hot though...
you're saying you think your sister is hot?

you just graduated and you're still dumb.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:48 pm

dmmh wrote:
Kracus wrote:He's my best friend! Would you fuck your best friends Sister when he specificaly asked you NOT to? Plus he's even got a girlfriend ffs. She's got two kids AND he's going to jail in June!
nice family / friends you got there

ask yourself: wouldnt you fuck his sister if he told you not to. mmmm?

i concur.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:28 am

Kracus wrote:
He's a playa, He's scored so much he makes me look like puff.

its stuff like this that earned you the title "The Horka Thane of real life".
when you got out of your shell, did you fall in a bucket of ego?
seriously man, theres a difference between being out of your shell and being a 'poser' (by lack of a better word).

or mebbe you still are in yous shell and you're just overcompensating. you know, like the kids at school who smoke 2 packs a day because they think that makes them cool, even if they really dont want to smoke.

just tone it down a notch and maybe youd be a cool guy.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:52 am

key word in this thread is "maybe".

Post by **Eraser** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:54 am

Kracus is just mad because his sister got laid and he can't get some.

Post by **feedback** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:57 am

If you had the balls to safety-pin her gash together like you should have, it wouldn't have been a problem. Use a time machine to travel backwards in time, and then jam pointy things through her gaps. Only an idiot would do otherwise.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:02 am

feedback wrote:If you had the balls to safety-pin her gash together like you should have, it wouldn't have been a problem. Use a time machine to travel backwards in time, and then jam pointy things through her gaps. Only an idiot would do otherwise.

you mean staple or sew up her beef curtains? interesting.

Post by **feedback** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:13 am

No, safety-pin. Key word dickhead is safetypin you barbaric shithead.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:14 am

feedback wrote:No, safety-pin. Key word dickhead is safetypin you barbaric shithead.

ah SAFETY. gotcha. thanks for the insight you sh*t-eating f@ggot

Post by **feedback** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:15 am

hrm don't know much about faggots but the fact that used the word means it was on your mind could that be because you're gay

Post by **feedback** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:16 am

try a fun game: quote my post and add the punctuation yourself to change the message!

EDIT: NO NO THAT'S A SHIT GAME

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:18 am

feedback wrote:hrm don't know much about faggots but the fact that used the word means it was on your mind could that be because you're gay

d*cks and barbarian sh*t is on your mind, so i thougth i'd share.