Oy doombrain

Post by **DRuM** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:34 pm

See, I told you I was better looking than you and I also told you I get awesome girlfriends. I don't even look 37 in that passport picture, more like 27. What will you look like at 37..

That girlfriend of yours is a right rough looking ugly tart. Look at this gorgeous ozzie bird I was shafting. :lol: She was in love with me and I eventually tossed her aside to make room for others. Yours doesn't even begin to compare. And I've had tons of girls like this one. If you want more proof, I've got a photo album of them. Owned :lol:

Been sunbathing all day , hence the heat coming off my face, not to mention the blowjob I just got before that pic.

:lol:

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:47 pm

If anything, you remind me of Jeff Goldblum from 'the fly' days.

Post by **LeonardoP** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:49 pm

that pic is obviously photoshopped, heres the original:

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:50 pm

Post by **DRuM** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:56 pm

Haha, yeah, you're right dzjepp, I've been likened to him before. It's da jewish thang! :icon25:

Here's another. I'm 5' 11" and shes just very tall.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:02 pm

Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.

BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.

Sorry...

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:04 pm

Drum why are all your pics from the 80's? Don't you have anything recent?

Post by **DRuM** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:05 pm

I'm 5 11. No, db's chick is average looking at best.

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:06 pm

Someone post DB's bird, I forgot what she looks like

Post by **DRuM** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:06 pm

dzjepp wrote:Drum why are all your pics from the 80's? Don't you have anything recent?

Yeah, I posted recent pics in GD.

Post by **reefsurfer** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:14 pm

DRuM wrote:I'm 5 11. No, db's chick is average looking at best.

Get stronger glasses, because your "chick" looks average and not a % more.

Post by **DRuM** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:17 pm

reefsurfer wrote:
DRuM wrote:I'm 5 11. No, db's chick is average looking at best.
Get stronger glasses, because your "chick" looks average and not a % more.

Hahaha, you gotta be kidding me. She's fucking gorgeous :lol:

Post by **reefsurfer** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:23 pm

DRuM wrote:
Hahaha, you gotta be kidding me. She's fucking gorgeous :lol:

ok..

Post by **DRuM** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:34 pm

reefsurfer wrote:
DRuM wrote:
Hahaha, you gotta be kidding me. She's fucking gorgeous :lol:
ok..

You must be plain fucking blind or jealous or just ass licking to look good in db's books. :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:24 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.

BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.

Sorry...

fuck off nerdpa youve got no place commenting on womens looks considering that filthy looking minger youre shacked up with :lol:

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:42 am

What would you know? You're just a gapped toothed, kangaroo humping abbo.

You'd cut your sack off with a sharpened rock your family uses to hunt for food, just to talk to a woman as hot as mine.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat May 21, 2005 4:22 am

Testoclesius wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.

BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.

Sorry...
fuck off nerdpa youve got no place commenting on womens looks considering that filthy looking minger youre shacked up with :lol:

Haha, your woman looks like something the dingos would kick off to the side with the kangaroo feces. Fucking crocodile spicoli.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat May 21, 2005 4:23 am

Oh wait, here comes the redneck, trailer trash, nascar watching ploy.

Post by **RiffRaff** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:09 am

DB's girl = Bar whore skag

Drum's girl = someone you can plug and take home to mom.

My professional opinion. GJ Drum.

YGP. Has your personal life twisted your reality?

Post by **Furtive** » Sat May 21, 2005 7:09 am

LeonardoP wrote:that pic is obviously photoshopped, heres the original:

:icon19: thats pretty funny and sick at the same time.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat May 21, 2005 12:33 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:What would you know? You're just a gapped toothed, kangaroo humping abbo.

You'd cut your sack off with a sharpened rock your family uses to hunt for food, just to talk to a woman as hot as mine.

id know because im 1000 times the man you are and your "wife" wishes you could be :lol: a pile of dogshit would be preferable to talk to than that hideous beast you married :lol: not only would it be more attractive itd have more fucking brains too :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat May 21, 2005 12:34 pm

Scourge wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.

BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.

Sorry...
fuck off nerdpa youve got no place commenting on womens looks considering that filthy looking minger youre shacked up with :lol:
Haha, your woman looks like something the dingos would kick off to the side with the kangaroo feces. Fucking crocodile spicoli.

fuck off back to jerry springer you repulsive, tattooed nascar loving nergin :lol:

Post by **seremtan** » Sat May 21, 2005 4:45 pm

btw your Aussie chick is better looking than that Pirates of the Caribbean reject Frockboy hangs on his arm.

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:53 pm

sys0p wrote:Someone post DB's bird, I forgot what she looks like

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Sat May 21, 2005 6:09 pm

Nice body, nice face, nice hair, what's drums problem?