Merry Christmas Q3W!

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:29 pm

Doombrain wrote:you got the attention you crave, happy Christmas!

I guess you did too.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:33 pm

Always salt your pasta when boiling it

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:41 pm

losCHUNK wrote:What's to explain, it's $400 ?, it's $400 ? and it's $400 ?. At the very least you value them enough to do that

I'm taking the piss out of your shitty little present, I ain't complaining, I didn't get something that's designed to tune my bike and not use it or relying on canned maps for better performance on my twin V

What are you on about? I mentioned the cost once in reference to Dimbrain's comment about bragging, because it's not much to "brag" about. However, you've brought it up several times. Do you need a loan?

The rest of what you said is incoherent gibberish. Do you care to explain or are you just drunk trolling?

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:55 pm

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:02 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:What's to explain, it's $400 ?, it's $400 ? and it's $400 ?. At the very least you value them enough to do that

I'm taking the piss out of your shitty little present, I ain't complaining, I didn't get something that's designed to tune my bike and not use it or relying on canned maps for better performance on my twin V
What are you on about? I mentioned the cost once in reference to Dimbrain's comment about bragging, because it's not much to "brag" about. However, you've brought it up several times. Do you need a loan?

The rest of what you said is incoherent gibberish. Do you care to explain or are you just drunk trolling?

But it's top tech for your bike, for $400, it's not just a fucking auto tuner with canned maps for a twin V, it tells you your RPMs

Like I said, what's to explain ?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:44 pm

Better...

This tuner does have over 10,000 "canned" tunes. But it also can develop a custom tune based on your specific bikes performance over time. Which is what I'm doing. After you develop that tune it can be uploaded to Vance and Hines for further customization/optimization. The GUI can show you live data from any (5) of (15) different sensors and shows you trouble codes. You get all that for just $400.00. Cheap and cool tech.

Keep the complaints coming.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:48 pm

If you build it they will come.

Post by **xer0s** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:56 pm

scared? wrote:nah...but might go to keystone one day with micha's sisters boyfriend if we can escape the kids...

Go late and do some night skiing

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:00 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Better...

This tuner does have over 10,000 "canned" tunes. But it also can develop a custom tune based on your specific bikes performance over time. Which is what I'm doing. After you develop that tune it can be uploaded to Vance and Hines for further customization/optimization. The GUI can show you live data from any (5) of (15) different sensors and shows you trouble codes. You get all that for just $400.00. Cheap and cool tech.

Keep the complaints coming.

So it's an autotuner with canned maps, it's just got a bunch of other redundant shit.

Keep trying to defend it

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:04 am

If you say so stupid.

Carry on.

(Reminded why I had you on ignore)

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:18 am

If I say so ?

Let's take a look at the features

⋅ Smartphone App User Interface (iOS & Android)
⋅ Recalibrates ECM by Flash Tuning
⋅ Autotune Feature for Added Tuning Precision
⋅ Capable to Display Live Sensor Data

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:42 am

limpCLUMP

Let's go over his features.

- Eats
- Shits
- Pitifully attempts to troll on message board
- Rinse / repeat

Pretty much it?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:00 am

Thing is, what I posted was from their website and was the complete list.

What you posted is an opinion about someone you never met.

Post by **Transient** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:09 am

Jesus, you guys really like to shit on YGP.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:42 am

losCHUNK wrote:Thing is, what I posted was from their website and was the complete list.

What you posted is an opinion about someone you never met.

It's a summary of features from a website, which is exactly what I posted above.

Cheer up buttercup.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:48 am

Transient wrote:Jesus, you guys really like to shit on YGP.

He does it to himself to be fair.

YourGrandpa wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:Thing is, what I posted was from their website and was the complete list.

What you posted is an opinion about someone you never met.

It's a summary of features from a website, which is exactly what I posted above.

Cheer up buttercup.

Back peddling again are we ?

Told you it was an autotuner with canned maps and a bunch of other redundant shite, which is what the feature list says. You were dismissive about it, but I convinced you eventually

But here's a genuine question, does it just control fuel/air flow or can you do tunes for cams n shit too ?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:08 am

losCHUNK wrote: He does it to himself to be fair.

Posting a Christmas gift in a Christmas thread typically invokes nerd rage? If you say so.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:20 am

Nah, just ultra defensive.

Youre an easy target.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:20 am

losCHUNK wrote: Back peddling again are we ?

No. That's a summary.

losCHUNK wrote: Told you it was an autotuner with canned maps and a bunch of other redundant shite, which is what the feature list says. You were dismissive about it, but I convinced you eventually

No. That's a summary.

losCHUNK wrote: But here's a genuine question, does it just control fuel/air flow or can you do tunes for cams n shit too ?

I'm no motorcycle mechanic. But I'm pretty sure a cam changes aspects of the engine compression and fuel consumption. So the tuner would make the necessary adjustments to improve efficiency.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:26 am

losCHUNK wrote:Nah, just ultra defensive.

Youre an easy target.

Angry nerd makes unprovoked angry comment.

I reply.

That's defensive?

And you act like I don't think or expect it's going to happen. One of you tards does it EVERY time for the past 18 years.

You're the target, dipshit.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:35 am

Nah, that's over simplified.

That's why they do it to you though, easy target, easy to get you on the back foot and feel the need to 'explain'. Do you think they're jealous or sommat ?.

If it does cams n shit too then that's pretty cool.

It's also a summary of features that you dismissed til I dragged them off the website.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:53 am

Here you are claiming oversimplified. How ironic.

You bring a simplified list of features and directly measure them against the features details.

Look ding dong, here it is on the real. I don't expect/want your acceptance. I don't expect/want your respect. I don't like, know or respect any of you. I truly do not have one genuine feeling about you. This place is simply an internet forum where I come to mess around when I get board. I know exactly what is going to happen when I post and I have fun with it....

I know the tuner is cool. That's why I posted it.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:58 am

See, he does it to himself

Post by **Whiskey 7** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:11 am

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Post by **Bacon** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:11 am

Captain Mazda wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:>look at my tuner, it's awesome tech for a bike
>It's just a tuner
>This thing is top tech for your bike's performance.
>It's just $400
>It's $400!

Careful... don't wear your meme arrow key out.