Lollywood

[Eraser]

Why does Elon Musk use SpaceX to go to Mars?
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If he'd use SpaceY he'd land on Uranus.

badabum-tish

[seremtan]

oh hi reddit

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So it looks like Louis CK may be the next domino to fall.
https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/11/9/1 ... sturbation

Now, a little over a month after it broke the many allegations against Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein, the New York Times has released a new report in which several women claim C.K. used his power in the comedy world to sexually harass and intimidate them.

The report details the accounts of five women, spanning the mid-’90s to 2005. Each woman recounts startlingly similar situations in which C.K., an established comedian, either asked them to watch him masturbate or forced them to do so.

[losCHUNK]

Thar could probaly do with a few more details

[losCHUNK]

So it looks like Louis CK may be the next domino to fall.
https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/11/9/1 ... sturbation

Now, a little over a month after it broke the many allegations against Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein, the New York Times has released a new report in which several women claim C.K. used his power in the comedy world to sexually harass and intimidate them.

The report details the accounts of five women, spanning the mid-’90s to 2005. Each woman recounts startlingly similar situations in which C.K., an established comedian, either asked them to watch him masturbate or forced them to do so.

Thar could probaly do with a few more details

There ya go

We've heard from several sources that this shameless funnyman whips [his penis] out at the most inopportune moments, often at times when his female companions have expressed no interest in watching him go at it. A representative example: At the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room. The two ladies gladly joined him, and offered him some weed. He turned it down, but asked if it would be OK if he took his dick out.

Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

Yep, pretty fuck up

[PhoeniX]

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relevant

[losCHUNK]

I think that's a parody, or atleast it better be cos that's an impossible amount of cheese to consume seriously.

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It's part of his show. I think they have sex in that episode or something.

[shaft]

Louie CK story is about as old as the Spacy thing...funny how this is only gaining traction now.

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I swear to God, if Neil Degrasse Tyson's name shows up in one of these stories, I'm going to lose my shit.

[seremtan]

if it does and he blames white supremacy everyone will lose their shit

[losCHUNK]

This is taking the piss a bit now.

Takei got accused n all.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/g ... 81-1056698

[seremtan]

I swear to God, if Neil Degrasse Tyson's name shows up in one of these stories, I'm going to lose my shit.

http://www.dailywire.com/news/22912/for ... ly-zanotti

http://linkis.com/tchiya.wordpress.com/NKKQV

wtf? i'm not saying she's lying but she sounds batshit insane

[losCHUNK]

lol wut ?

Affectionately called, NAFU (which is a Kemetic Term for Freedom, To Breathe) BLYS!

NAFU BLYS came about one day while talking with some close friends about how so many illnesses of today are actually symptoms of trauma that occurred within our ancestry, generations ago, Namely Post Slavery Stress Disorder or Post Traumatic Slavery Syndrome.

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I take everything I read on the Daily Wire with the biggest grain of salt imaginable. One skim of that chick's blog and it becomes obvious she's taken more crazy pills than even Memph has.

[PhoeniX]

Have now seen Sulu attempt to wank off a guy on Howard Stern. I want off this ride

Takai's gay?


(joke)

[losCHUNK]

Reminds me of this

[youtube]LqjWOeOAXTU[/youtube]

[xer0s]

I know most of the time when there’s a “movement” of some sort, wether it be political or whatever, we assume nothing will change. But with this whole campaign to oust these harassers, I really believe it’ll make some men, especially in Hollywood, think twice before they sexually assault a woman. It’s awesome...

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Yep, studios are falling over themselves to get some distance from these sickos.
https://www.polygon.com/2017/11/12/1664 ... llegations

Gal Gadot, the star of this year’s Wonder Woman, is refusing to join the sequel due for a December 2019 premiere date if Brett Ratner remains connected to the project, the New York Post reported on Sunday.

The Post quoted an unnamed source in Hollywood who knows Gadot saying the actor backed out of a dinner honoring Ratner last month. Gadot, according to the source, doesn’t believe a movie with themes of women’s empowerment both in the story and in its publicity should be co-financed by a man like Ratner facing accusations of sexual misconduct toward women. Gadot is reportedly insisting that Warner Bros. buy out Ratner’s financing deal, or she won’t sign on.

[MKJ]

I think in her case it shows true character

[seremtan]

Yep, studios are falling over themselves to get some distance from these sickos.

entirely for PR reasons you understand

none of these accusations has come close to being proven. at this point everyone's just taking the accusers' word for it

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Of course, but they have everything to lose from lying and nothing to gain. You think Olivia Munn and Gal Gadot are going to get a sympathy role in a movie because a director took pity on them for the way Brett Ratner treated them? They risk ostracism and lawsuits if they're making shit up, not to mention the end of their public careers.

The first time someone is proven to be a lair is the moment this movement comes to a screeching halt.

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Travolta's turn in the crosshairs. We'll see if this one sticks or if the Church of Scientology brings its might to bear.
http://www.ajc.com/entertainment/celebr ... sheS4swsI/

Actor John Travolta has been accused of sexual battery again after another masseur came forward and accused the “Pulp Fiction” star of groping his buttocks and exposing himself during a massage in Palm Springs, California, in 2000.

The accuser also claimed Travolta made comments about gay sexual fantasies during the alleged incident. Court documents obtained by RadarOnline said that Travolta requested an intimate massage around 1:30 a.m. on Feb. 15, 2000 and continually removed his towel exposing his bare buttocks, despite several attempts by the employee to cover him up.

The masseur claimed that Travolta asked him to sit in the steam room so he “wouldn’t be alone.” Once in the steam room, Travolta allegedly removed his towel and offered to give the masseur a massage himself.

[seremtan]

either that or he'll deploy the spaceman defence of self-declared gayness

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A radio news anchor on Thursday accused Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., of forcibly kissing and groping her a decade ago when they were overseas entertaining U.S. troops.

Leeann Tweeden, a radio news anchor with KABC in Los Angeles, said she met Franken in December 2006, before he became a lawmaker, at a USO show for service members that included a skit he wrote that featured a kiss between the two.

Great joke, Al, we're all laughing.