With the likes of Chris Hemsworth and more than our fair share of burly sports stars, its not really a shock that Aussie blokes have been named the hottest on the planet by a travel dating website
The website asked members, both men and women, to rate the nationalities they find sexiest in a dating partner.
I’m no expert on Australian women, having spoken to only a few in my life – but since an Australian tour group exits the titty bar across the street from me several times a night i have inadvertedly developed an opinion of them anyway.
Australian women score significantly lower on the hotness scale mostly because of their accent, i theorize. The rise in tone at the end of a statement signifies a question in most Western languages, meaning they come across as fucking stupid something like 85% of the time - even when they’re actually saying something sensible one often has to supress a violent urge to slap them. I’m not sure exactly why or how, but it’s not nearly as annoying when men do it...
Ryoki wrote:I’m no expert on Australian women, having spoken to only a few in my life – but since an Australian tour group exits the titty bar across the street from me several times a night i have inadvertedly developed an opinion of them anyway.
Australian women score significantly lower on the hotness scale mostly because of their accent, i theorize. The rise in tone at the end of a statement signifies a question in most Western languages, meaning they come across as fucking stupid something like 85% of the time - even when they’re actually saying something sensible one often has to supress a violent urge to slap them. I’m not sure exactly why or how, but it’s not nearly as annoying when men do it...
