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[Captain]

We'll be staying at the Cordial Hotel in Dam Square on the 30th. Which one of you cloggos is gonna prove living below sea level doesn't make you weird?

[Doombrain]

I'll be in Como, pop over and say hi.

[Captain]

no u

[MKJ]

Oh that's today.

[Captain]

October bruh

[MKJ]

Oh right

[Underpants?]

First off, congrats, brother, and I totally agree with Don--you're going to be a rockstar dad.
Second, on point with the post, Mazda you're going to love this place. Ryoki do you think it would be possible for Mazda to squeeze in a quick Leidseplein (by far the coolest thing I visited in AMS, thanks to your and MKJ's amazing mad local guide skillz) tour on that short of a layover? I know Schipol (sp?) to the canal area is fairly quick.. third, if you like classic 1400's architecture, black licorice and coffee or sex shops, the Old Kirk side is unbelievable. If you're a foodie, though--I'd recommend the Binnenstad area

@ Gramps, what? I suspect this is a cultural difference, not getting married and having kids is very normal here. See Eraser's post for the rationale.
@ Doombrain, MKJ is correct but i'm intruiged, what do you mean?
@ Memph, not sure if that's a genuine question and if this is an answer to it... but gender wise he can do whatever he wants, if he turns out to be a flaming queer later on that's totally fine by me of course - i'll be fucking proud of him no matter what
@ rest thanks again, jesus this is quite the experience. All i can say at this stage is that all the cliches are true.
@ Mazda, shit son, would have enjoyed meeting you but it'll have to be another time. I suggest you check out some museums during your stay, especially the Stedelijk and/or Foam - pretty sure you'll enjoy those. The Van Gogh is also good, i've always felt i didn't truly understand his work until i saw it for reals. If you plan to see more than just a few places i advise you rent bikes, it's the proper way to see Amsterdam. But public transportation in the city and from the airport is also excellent. For quality beers go for local breweries such as http://oedipus.com/, you can safely skip most of the tourist shit in the centre. Hope you enjoy your stay and if you have any questions let me know

[Captain]

Holy shit it's underpants

Is Leidseplein more of a nightlife place? We could go check it out on the night of the 30th, fairly close walk to our hotel. For our day trip on the 12th we're gonna do a walking tour and a bike tour. My girlfriend hasn't been there yet so she wants to explore as much as possible. Really looking forward to biking around the city, will be a nice change from the retarded suicide streets of Toronto

[mrd]

Girlfriend? You had a child out of wedlock?


(congrats!)

Committed enough for kids but not marriage.

Sounds like a solid foundation to begin raising a child.

Congrats...

Spotted the American.

[mrd]

And also congrats Ryoki

[Don Carlos]

Florida...I am inside you