Alicia Vikander in Tomb Raider (2018)

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She’s more attractive as a robot...
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Why would anyone bring an ice axe to a tropical island?
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xer0s wrote:She’s more attractive as a robot...
Hmm, that would be Ex Machina (2014). Great movie but the pics above don't look like her.
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Looks pg. Probably will be shit.
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obsidian wrote:Why would anyone bring an ice axe to a tropical island?
Cause she shipwrecked during an expedition
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looks ineffably wank
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God DTS is creepy.
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They also used ice axes in Captain America: Winter Soldier. They also used a figure 8 rappelling device as part of a physio harness in Breaking Bad. Hollywood seems to have a fascination with using climbing equipment for untraditional uses.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/climbing/comme ... teresting/
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I doubt it's just climbing things, they had a barcode scanner on the bridge of the Star Trek reboot.

All they care about is what it looks like to the untrained eye, rather than authenticity. I know it looks odd, everytime I see that barcode scanner a vein pops out in my head.

oh yea and...

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I used one of those Dyson hand dryers at East Midlands Airport a few weeks ago.. they seemed just as slow as every other dryer :tard:
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Doombrain wrote:God DTS is creepy.
Agreed. Extreme creep factor creating this thread...
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PhoeniX wrote:I used one of those Dyson hand dryers at East Midlands Airport a few weeks ago.. they seemed just as slow as every other dryer :tard:
They're quite common nowadays. And extremely unhygienic
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Doombrain wrote:God DTS is creepy.
:smirk: Seems to appear monthly...
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Eraser wrote: They're quite common nowadays. And extremely unhygienic
https://arstechnica.com/science/2016/04 ... er-dryers/
You'd have thought they would have researched that during development
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that's british design for you: superficial sexy, practically flawed :|
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It’s true. They obviously want to keep the aesthetics of the original game. Tank top, braided pony tail (see trailer), duel pistols (again, see trailer). So why fall short on mammaries?
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because feminism, and because massive jugs are impractical for action hijinks
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It’s nothing a good sports bra couldn’t fix...
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xer0s wrote:It’s nothing a good sports bra couldn’t fix...
Wonder how you are knowledgeable on this ^^

Me, I viewed the trailer and yea, looks OK to me. I'll probably go to the picture theatre* and have a gander. One of those Indiana Jones movie sorts.

Here's the trailer for you :) to save a click, click.

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* US vs English spelling again :smirk:
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Whiskey 7 wrote:
xer0s wrote:It’s nothing a good sports bra couldn’t fix...
Wonder how you are knowledgeable on this ^^

* US vs English spelling again :smirk:
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Whiskey 7 wrote:*video*
that looks like absolute wank
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seremtan wrote:that looks like absolute wank
Or if you're DTS...
DTS wrote:that looks absolutely wankable
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Memphis wrote:'whoooooooorm' sounds!

wonder if it has the bit where she accidentally backsteps off a cliff and her neck snaps with the crunch of Bond Jaws biting into a glass dildo, or doesn't grab the clearly within grabbing distance fucking ledge like she's fucking supposed to and what goddam cunt put a fucking time limit on a cunt jump with intermittently ungrabbable bastard ledges and now gotta run all the buggering way back the fuck up and... :|
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