Is my wife a megalomaniac?...

[scared?]

She sent me this text... Seems a little douchy... What's the story?...

[MKJ]

No, but all of Austin knows she's a nymphomaniac.

[plained]

I can tell she is a great mom and she looks nice!

definitely a superlady ey

i know cuz i have one too ey!

[seremtan]

she's reminding you of the fact that she earns all the money but takes it easy while you deal with the housework and kids and only have one ball

HUMILIATION!

[scared?]

Actually dipshit, my 12 year old daughter made that on snapchat and sent it to her and she was just showing me her creation... Moron alert!... ...

[seremtan]

ask your daughter to make one of you then post it here

unless ur a fag0t...

[scared?]

so your defense for being full of shit, is that you're full of shit

4d goofing

ur too dumb to follow a conversation... trumpanzee dipshit... ...

[xer0s]

Geoff, now that all your kids are old enough to be in school, you're pretty much completely worthless huh? You use to be halfway useful, but now you're just a lump. Any plans to actually make something of your life?

[scared?]

I start my radiology program in late August...u mad?...

[SoM]

that's for taking it up the ass

[xer0s]

I start my radiology program in late August...u mad?...

In your 50s and starting a "career"...

[scared?]

40's... Chump...

[SoM]

yes u are

[xer0s]

40's... Chump...

Holy shit, you're in your 40s? You are not aging well dude. Have you been tested for any infectious diseases? Or maybe your closet alcoholism is catching up to you?

[scared?]

everyone i meet comments how i don't look a day over 30...jellus?...

[SoM]

[seremtan]

geoff overshares

hilarity ensues

[xer0s]

everyone i meet comments how i don't look a day over 30...jellus?...

How can we believe anything you say after this statement?

[scared?]

A better question would be why u suddenly disappear from the forum for almost a year, and when located by my master detective skills, pretend to not know who I was... Returning to act like nothing ever happened...

Anyone else here thinking xer0s may have killed his wife or something?... I'm getting the murder vibe here...

[YourGrandpa]

Even a better question. Who gives a shit? The only person asking about him was plained.

[plained]

uh no

kinda tho heh

geoff did too!

it is true i like xer0s cuz he is fairly classy

[scared?]

What's the deal with Florida and waffle houses?...

[xer0s]

A better question would be why u suddenly disappear from the forum for almost a year, and when located by my master detective skills, pretend to not know who I was... Returning to act like nothing ever happened...

Anyone else here thinking xer0s may have killed his wife or something?... I'm getting the murder vibe here...

5 months is hardly a year.

Acting like nothing happened? Should I act another way?

Stop trying to deflect. Your alcoholism is clearly out of hand...

[Captain]

You're both boring cunts, just fuck each other in the ass and get it over with.

[SoM]

where's duhard to sort these fags out