Q. Why shouldn't you wear Y-Fronts in Ukraine?
Q. Why shouldn't you wear Y-Fronts in Ukraine?
A. Because Chernobyl Fallout...
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The boss was in quandry - he had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. But it was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the following day with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went over to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her: "Debra," he said, "I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack-off?" she said. "I feel like shit."
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A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every five miles-per-hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. When he reached the 55 mph mark, she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobbed, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs replied, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's goner!"
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Re: Q. Why shouldn't you wear Y-Fronts in Ukraine?
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