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Post by **Transient** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:52 pm

Procedural tracks seem kind of interesting, but I never really got into rally racers.

Post by **Eraser** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:05 pm

It's looking good for you Memph

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017- ... k-on-track

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:04 pm

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:20 pm

Memphis wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:Meh
here puss puss...

Wanna play a racing game, play Driveclub, Trackmania Turbo or Forza Horizon 3

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:50 am

Trackmania Nations is still a popular activity among me and my colleagues. We even had a Trackmania-only LAN party after work till the wee hours of the morning not too long ago.
Entry fee was a custom made racing track we would play that evening. People get crazy creative at that shit by now.

I made a half-assed track in the shape of a dick with cactusses as pubic hair with YMCA blaring as background music track and pictures of all sort of gay people on the billboards and superimposed on the HUD. The screen would fade to a pinkish hue after the first lap to drive home the gayness.

Nobody wanted to race it again. The bigot lot of em

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:33 am

Hahaha
It's great fun - I love the short tracks where you can really hone your line and shave thousandths of a second off each others time

Post by **Κracus** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:17 pm

I still play the odd forza game now and then. I played in the ESL league not long ago and made top 200 but couldn't crack the 128th position I was hoping for.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:04 pm

If I want to drive properly, I go to a track in a proper car or I go karting.

I play games for fun against my mates and short daps work for us. I don't have time/want to spend 20 hours learning a 5 stage race in a game - I want my half an hour to be spent enjoying myself.

Horses for courses, innit.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:50 pm

Don Carlos wrote:If I want to drive properly, I go to a track in a proper car or I go karting.

I play games for fun against my mates and short daps work for us. I don't have time/want to spend 20 hours learning a 5 stage race in a game - I want my half an hour to be spent enjoying myself.

Horses for courses, innit.

That involves going outside and having friends, not an option for memph.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:07 pm

I'm confused with what you need to try and compete with?

Post by **Captain** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:25 pm

Memphis wrote:ye, you might find most adults just get on with their own shit, rather than go banging on doors asking if timmy can come out to play today

>adult
>plays 40 hours of video games per week

lel

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:46 pm

Memphis wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:I'm confused with what you need to try and compete with?
"I can drive properly I just don't want to and/or have the time"

I said I can drive properly in a real car (videos of me on here of Spa, Karting...maybe my Rally Driving course) and I didn't want to spend my time learning a 'serious' racing game.
Perhaps when I was younger I would have smashed the time in; I used to with the Gran Turismo games - I used to get involved with gear ratios, damper setting, roll rates, ride heights etc. But now I don't want to do that. I like gaming still, but I like pick up and play games more than in-depth games.

Chill brah.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:52 pm

That's it - I'm done

That's hands down one of the most retarded things I've ever seen you type

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:53 pm

Memphis wrote:If you can't pick up and play a driving simulator then you can't drive

Quoted for retardedness

Post by **Captain** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:57 pm

lmao, memph's never been in a real car except for the time his blind date shoved him in a cab and told the driver to get as far as possible.

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:59 pm

Dirt and Trackmania are two polar opposites of each other. Not sure what Memphis is getting at.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:24 pm

Let's see him play with that.

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:27 pm

Memphis wrote:Rally is the purest form of driving. If you can't control a car off-road, you are betwixt that of a big clit and tiny penis

Wha? We were talking about enjoying Trackmania (more than Dirt). That's just an opinion man.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:28 pm

Also I'm not a rally driver. I couldn't do that in a real car, as I've found out while doing my rally driving course. I was competent enough but nowhere near that level. Do you think you'd be?

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:31 pm

Memphis probably thinks he's a shit-hot guitar shredder because he scores gold medals in Guitar Hero.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:41 pm

I do own a wheel and pedals - but they are in a box until my house is ready. Also my setup is nowhere near that level. And I don't think saying 'I snagged a cheap wheel and pedals' is boasting to be fair.

If it makes you feel better, you're the best at games. Well done.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:50 pm

You crack on. I'll sit here content in the knowledge I'm the one out of the both of us that's spent a day rally driving in a forrest in North Wales

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:56 pm

MK2 Escort

http://www.forestrally.co.uk/index.htm

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:09 pm

Memphis wrote:
Eraser wrote:Memphis probably thinks he's a shit-hot guitar shredder because he scores gold medals in Guitar Hero.
'cos guitar hero has teh best string physix

About as good as the steering wheel physics of a dual shock 4

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:33 pm

Eraser wrote:Memphis probably thinks he's a shit-hot guitar shredder because he scores gold medals in Guitar Hero.

Stars.

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